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Originally posted by Goebbel Goebbel he said he was using a rubber to keep the cleanup to a minimum, he sounds too lazy to wash his hands. If you can't pop the load in the dirty sock without getting it all over the walls, you are doing it wrong.

*high five* What happened to the good ol sock?

I told my friend I hated condoms, he suggested I jack off with condoms on to " get used to it". Fuck that. It sounds awful.

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if it cost me 2 bucks every time i wanted to masturbate i wouldn't masturbate.

i didn't get ribbed for her pleasure by using protection.

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I am so happy i will be able trance very much agoon. I like trance with all you friends. We go to big clob and do the big line off each other pinis, then jono take me friend in big balloon 3 way fist pump but only in da but. If you not defecate when drop because me grandma carpet not make new but lots money like armin.

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Why you trance friends not like post? Make friends intention for fist pump but only in the but. We paint horse nice colurs put then pointy partee hat to make look like can fly. If take hose in spray towords light make rainbow too! Not like real, but if do pills i buy from bidor it look better and get lots of bifwurst in pants. I try get lazor, but grandmas no say no pew pew..but no care here..she die of concer hope soon. She eat lots so Tom Colontino make sex sometimes. When happen dance!

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Originally posted by Lira Stench Fur!!!

Stu is french?

Last edited by tubularbills on Oct-21-2010 at 23:41

i still don't get this mess thing.

then again i am an expert at "oh shit don't cum inside me pop on my belly, ooooh damn it went on my face you cheeky monkey...but it was not your fault you were far and were aiming for my belly."

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I am so happy i will be able trance very much agoon. I like trance with all you friends. We go to big clob and do the big line off each other pinis, then jono take me friend in big balloon 3 way fist pump but only in da but. If you not defecate when drop because me grandma carpet not make new but lots money like armin.

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Why you trance friends not like post? Make friends intention for fist pump but only in the but. We paint horse nice colurs put then pointy partee hat to make look like can fly. If take hose in spray towords light make rainbow too! Not like real, but if do pills i buy from bidor it look better and get lots of bifwurst in pants. I try get lazor, but grandmas no say no pew pew..but no care here..she die of concer hope soon. She eat lots so Tom Colontino make sex sometimes. When happen dance!

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Originally posted by Goebbel Goebbel i still don't get this mess thing. then again i am an expert at "oh shit don't cum inside me pop on my belly, ooooh damn it went on my face you cheeky monkey...but it was not your fault you were far and were aiming for my belly."

That pretty much sums it up.

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