I stormed in Mcdonalds and repeatedly yelled 'wheres Grimace!!? I know you're performing genetic experiments on him! He used to be a normal looking guy!! Bring him out here!'
Nov-21-2010 10:21
Moongoose
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2003
Location: Celje, Slovenia
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Originally posted by Fledz
The old "awkward drunk teenager and still haven't learnt how to talk to girls" phase? lol, we've all been there. Epic times were had.
I wish, it takes being an adult(ish) to say something that stupid.
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Nov-21-2010 11:36
eROs.au
Chuck Bass
Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Upper East Side
My friend got me way too fucked one night and asked me the question that had him worried for the past year or so, "so ray, I know that you are real close to steph (his g/f) and in the past year you guys have become really good friends but do you have feelings for her??" my response was, "umm I think I'm in love with her..." it took me a day of recovering to realize what I said and the friendship has never been the same again.
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dont argue with the yanks nutter, they know best!
Nov-21-2010 21:02
Lira
Ancient BassAddict
Registered: Nov 2001
Location: Brasilia, Brazil
quote:
Originally posted by jenga
I stormed in Mcdonalds and repeatedly yelled 'wheres Grimace!!? I know you're performing genetic experiments on him! He used to be a normal looking guy!! Bring him out here!'
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Nov-21-2010 21:15
aNYthing
Abrasive Cockhead @ Large
Registered: Dec 2005
Location: Near metric fuck-a-ton of high-end gear
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Originally posted by couch-potato
One summer break during high school I got free ice cream at Dairy Queen for my pals up on a trip in British Columbia because I was too stoned to order so the manager came out and declared me baked and awarded us cones.
Technically it was not something I said but this qualifies because most people here don't remember theirs either
That's fucking nice of him... LOL. I got a free hot dog from a street vendor in NYC while fucked up. Came out of the Spirit (memories!) and I had no cash - only had a $1 left in my wallet. So I'm standing there trying to figure out what I want more.. soda or hot dog. I tried to have him take my credit card for 5 minutes, finaly he just took my dollar and gave me a hot dog and soda, so that I fuck off and let the line proceed. It was very nice of him, for a cranky middle-easterner.
tho, later that night I was shitting like crazy - probably coz' his hot dogs were made out of rotten camels.
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Nov-21-2010 22:18
EarnYourKeep
LIT
Registered: Dec 2001
Location: twentyonetwo
bombed off jameson, check my phone in the morning and see this convo i had with this girl at 6am. apparently she texted me first at 4am and I replied with get in a cab and come over, we can cuddle it's not that serious LOL
i supposed thats better then texting lemme just put the tip in
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Nov-21-2010 23:24
aNYthing
Abrasive Cockhead @ Large
Registered: Dec 2005
Location: Near metric fuck-a-ton of high-end gear
^^^^^Smmmmoooooooooooooooooooooootttthhhhhh!
One chick I just met by the bar at the club yammering in my ear about some nonsense with her friend... and I was bombed as fuck. At some point I just got annoyed to shit where I just thought out loud: "you know, you don't sweat much for a fat chick". She slapped me (hard!) and stormed off. But she was mega-Snooky-like annoying.. I still felt bad tho. And my friends kept on asking me about handprint on my face. Fucking bitch left me with a bruise!
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Nov-22-2010 00:38
wienerschnitzel
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: May 2003
Location: out west
when i lived in calgary before i got married i was friends with a couple of guys that lived next door.. one late night/early morning they got really drunk & stoned and wandered down the street towards the safeway. When they noticed the back door was open, they walked in, found some butchers aprons, put them on and started labeling meat.. and eating bananas. it didn't take long for someone to find them and the cops came and put them in the drunk tank.
Nov-23-2010 02:54
Settimo
Senior tranceaddict
Registered: Aug 2010
Location: Hollywood, California
took too much acid before a party...got to the security guard and i said "i'm too fucked up"...sent me to the hospital for 4 days
Nov-23-2010 05:03
floyd741
addict
Registered: Dec 2008
Location: Chicago
some dude: "hey man do you remember your first blowjob?"
me: "lol yeah"
that dude again: "how did it taste?"
me: "wut"
like 10 seconds later
me: "oh wtf not cool man"
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