I was just thinking, you know how people get bummed waiting outside to get in the club.

Well, you make the outside of the club look like the inside. You know, you put down a rug outside and some couches and pipe out some music. People will love it. But, then the inside looks like the street. You know, you park some cars inside, a mailbox, street signs, and that way when they come in, it's like the outside is the inside and inside is the outside.

Doesn't that blow your mind?

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Originally posted by joeel The bouncer will NOT be gay, bouncers will be heavily screened and must be married and have children.

You should implement a don't ask, don't tell policy.

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Originally posted by Chris Crossland I was just thinking, you know how people get bummed waiting outside to get in the club. Well, you make the outside of the club look like the inside. You know, you put down a rug outside and some couches and pipe out some music. People will love it. But, then the inside looks like the street. You know, you park some cars inside, a mailbox, street signs, and that way when they come in, it's like the outside is the inside and inside is the outside. Doesn't that blow your mind?

You sir are one seriously fucked up individual... go away!

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Originally posted by joeel You sir are one seriously fucked up individual... go away!

Pot, kettle, black.

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Originally posted by joeel You sir are one seriously fucked up individual... go away!

Seriously though, I think your club will turn straight men gay.

Jake Benson gay.

Hey man you wanna slow dance?
Sure dude.
Oh you smell good, what is that?
Sex Panther.
Amazing, I'll have to get me some of that.
I have another bottle back at my apartment. We can get out of here and get it, bro.
Hell yeah, bro.
Here let me get the door for you...

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So you want to make a strip club without strippers. Sounds like a real winner.

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Originally posted by joeel The bouncer will NOT be gay, bouncers will be heavily screened and must be married and have children.

according to this new and exciting policy kd lang may now be a bouncer.

Who the fuck is Jake Benson???

Who the fuck is Germaine Jackson?

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Originally posted by joeel Who the fuck is Jake Benson???

Part of your target market. He's your draw.

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Originally posted by joeel Who the fuck is Jake Benson???

He's a promoter. When your club opens hire him to pack in your clob.

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