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Here's a good one! What I find hilarious is that they thought someone with a name like "NYCockExchange" would be a woman!
Gators sixty: Hello
Gators sixty: a/s/l
Gators sixty: do you talk?
NYCockExchange: *shakes head*
Gators sixty: rrrrright
Gators sixty: u like older men?
NYCockExchange: *frowns, then nods*
Gators sixty: why's that
NYCockExchange: *looks at you questioningly*
Gators sixty: do you like age 19?
NYCockExchange: *nods*
Gators sixty: will you talk please
NYCockExchange: *points to mouth, and shakes head*
Gators sixty: well what if i like loud girls
NYCockExchange: *shrugs*
Gators sixty: i was gonna ask you if you can help w/ a hard cock, but if you don't talk i guess you can't
Gators sixty: or can u?
NYCockExchange: *smiles, looks at your pants*
Gators sixty: i'm hard
NYCockExchange: *nods, looking down at my own self*
Gators sixty: what size tits?
NYCockExchange: *holds hands close to each other, making a small gap*
Gators sixty: well do something to my cock
Gators sixty: its so very hard
Gators sixty: come on baby
NYCockExchange: *pulls your zipper down*
Gators sixty: oooo
NYCockExchange: *looks up at you questioningly*
Gators sixty: whats to question
NYCockExchange: *looks at your hard cock, then back at you*
Gators sixty: i look at you back
NYCockExchange: *smiles, pulling your pants down*
Gators sixty: go baby
NYCockExchange: *stands up, taking my shirt off, revealing my well-toned chest*
NYCockExchange: *gives you a questioning smile*
Gators sixty: i just stare, getting hornier by the second
NYCockExchange: *keeping my gaze on your hips, I unbutton my own pants and slide them down slowly*
Gators sixty: ooo baby
Gators sixty: i'm getting so hard
NYCockExchange: *i approach you, and kneel*
Gators sixty: oooo
NYCockExchange: *I slide your underwear off with my teeth, my stubble rubbing downward against your legs*
Gators sixty: oh my god ur so good
NYCockExchange: *smiles, then steps back... I motion for you to take off my underclothes*
Gators sixty: i slide them off quickly, getting so excited
NYCockExchange: *looks down at the manifestation of my own excitement, and approaches you again*
Gators sixty: ooo baby
NYCockExchange: *I reach a hand down to your man-meat and start stroking you, and I do the same to myself*
Gators sixty: do more
NYCockExchange: *questioning look*
Gators sixty: suck me or stick me in u baby
NYCockExchange: *pause, follwed by a blank stare*
Gators sixty: ooooo
NYCockExchange: * I smile again slowly, nodding*
Gators sixty: baby
Gators sixty: ooo
NYCockExchange: *I turn you around without taking my hand off your cock*
Gators sixty: ahhh
NYCockExchange: *you feel my hard, pulsating flesh press against your rear-entryway*
Gators sixty: ooo baby
Gators sixty: go
NYCockExchange: *I slide into you, grabbing your hip with one hand to stabilize you so I can pump in and out of you with maximum efficiency*
Gators sixty: wow baby
NYCockExchange: *I flail wildly about, like an electrocuted ape, before releasing my semen into your your lower intestine*
Gators sixty: semen?
NYCockExchange: *blank stare*
Gators sixty: or cum?
NYCockExchange: *makes waving, whipping motion with arm*
Gators sixty: sorry i gotta go
Gators sixty: bye
NYCockExchange: *puppy dog look*
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lol
