Impractical, too huge, not that interesting....Scooby Doo? Terrible. Great danes are like the Ford F150s of the dog world.
Feb-18-2011 05:32
Silky Johnson
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Fyi, that's an insult to F150s. I should have said Dodge Ram.
Feb-18-2011 05:33
bas
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Location: Here I Am Baby
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Originally posted by Miss Pie
Impractical, too huge, not that interesting....Scooby Doo? Terrible. Great danes are like the Ford F150s of the dog world.
What do you mean impractical??? Who buys a dog because they're practical? You get them because they're awesome.
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Feb-18-2011 05:35
Silky Johnson
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Have you ever known any great danes? They suck dude. Useless dog and not cool at all. What's awesome about them exactly? They don't offer anything to anyone but massive shits.
Awesome dogs should offer something. Who wants a dog that isn't in the top 10 of the most intelligent breeds, for example?
Feb-18-2011 05:37
bas
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Location: Here I Am Baby
I've known plenty of Great Danes madam, and you, are no Great Dane.
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Feb-18-2011 05:38
Silky Johnson
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Oh hay guise. I'm Bas and this is my big stupid dog that doesn't do anything but take huge shits. He doesn't play, doesn't do any tricks and he isn't particularly smart - but he's huge! Awesome!
http://petrix.com/dogint/40-54.html
Feb-18-2011 05:40
Sushipunk
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Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
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Originally posted by bas
They actually don't eat that much. Yes they get huge, but they have a super slow metabolism and as such don't eat that much food and don't get that much exercise.
Uhh, check on that. I've spoken to a guy who lives around here, and he's got 2 of them. Couldn't help but talk to the guy a few times while he's walking them... He reckons they eat a SHITLOAD of food. Apparently they love fish
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Feb-18-2011 05:48
bas
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Me and my big stupid dog are gonna eat like kings, and when we're done I'm going to have him shit his giant tank shits on your house. How do you like that? Jerks.
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Feb-18-2011 05:52
Silky Johnson
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I'm just doing my duty as your friend to inform you that your choice in dog is shit. I would expect you to do the same for me, however I wouldn't choose a shit dog. Border collie, miniature schnauzer, or some kind of terrier (most terriers are pretty awesome).
Feb-18-2011 05:54
Sushipunk
Flickering, I roam
Registered: Sep 2006
Location: Chateau Verdafloor
quote:
Originally posted by bas
Me and my big stupid dog are gonna eat like kings, and when we're done I'm going to have him shit his giant tank shits on your house. How do you like that? Jerks.
Hey, I can deal with a couple of giant tank shits. You, sir, will be dealing with them multiple times, daily!
Your tenants will describe their place as "the stinky poo house" and everyone will know just where they mean. Everyone!
