they are all wankers. I suppose it comes with the territory. It isn't just keyboard. Roland just picks the dorkiest wankers to show their wares.
i mean what the fuck. Granted technically compared to those keyboard players, he can play but that guy is so fucking dorky that I just can't let it go. Like what the fuck.
There is this thing with musicians in particular white rock musicians where they try to be too good in a technical manner and they cross over this line where they morph into the lamest possible thing one could ever be. It is strange that it does not seem to happen to black musicians. But man, Weckl, every fucking member of dream theatre, every member from Rush, the list is endless. White musicians that indulge in any sort of wanking or prog/fusion bullshit like clockwork become such fucking douches.
Last edited by Looney4Clooney on Oct-16-2011 at 23:36
Oct-16-2011 23:30
aNYthing
Abrasive Cockhead @ Large
Registered: Dec 2005
Location: Near metric fuck-a-ton of high-end gear
quote:
Originally posted by Looney4Clooney
they are all wankers. I suppose it comes with the territory. It isn't just keyboard
i mean what the fuck.
I was being sarcastic. I can't fucking stand that pseudo-prog rock/jazz funk/"too cool for this room" sort of demo shit.
Pick your target audience and hit the shit right way. You wanna sell to your Ke$ha, Guetta, Tiesto-loving audience from North Jerzey? Get Pauly D to demo it by smacking it with his dick and then jizzing all over the lcd.
You wanna sell to hard rockers? get ... hm... fuck, ok, best I can come up with - get Trent Reznor and have him bash the fuck out of it on stage with a giant ****** of a sledge hammer - like Gallagher on meth.
Wanna sell to your EZ-listening melody makers? Have Yanni ass-rape Wilson sisters in their fat ass, bent over Jupiter 80.
Ok, I'm covered in marketing douche-backsplash. ugh.
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Oct-16-2011 23:36
Normie
Supreme tranceaddict
Registered: Apr 2011
Location: Topock, AZ
I spent several years of my life trying to forget that video idiot ever entered my vision and you just killed all my hard work. Thanks a ton LFC...back to nightmares I go. I can also hear my Charvel 5FX puking in it's case as well. It too tried forgetting the horror of idiots like that from the 80s and failed.
