I'm going to ask you some questions, and I want them answered immidiately.

Who's your daddy, and what does he do?

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Originally posted by DJ Chrono Who's your daddy, and what does he do?

yeah... um... uh... is he, um, by any chance one of those like... priest people?

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Originally posted by Nicke the other one was even worse, when the friggin spider dropped down from nowhere, and then disappeared again

Sorry

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Originally posted by jennypie
Because you're a filthy WHORE!

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Originally posted by TiestoInTheMix yeah... um... uh... is he, um, by any chance one of those like... priest people?

AHHAHAhahaha. if you people havn't heard the arnold swartzenegger prank calls yet, you've been missing out.

and a nice picture for nicke

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Originally posted by DJ Chrono AHHAHAhahaha. if you people havn't heard the arnold swartzenegger prank calls yet, you've been missing out. and a nice picture for nicke

DONT you be taking pic of my baby..

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Originally posted by jennypie
Because you're a filthy WHORE!

Haven't woke up like that but.. I had worse.

Few yrs ago decided to watch sum porn. I close my door, do my thing and I passed out with the tv on, pants down, hands on my cock, and I wake up to know that my mom had came in, in the morning and left the door wide open.

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Originally posted by EliPsE Haven't woke up like that but.. I had worse. Few yrs ago decided to watch sum porn. I close my door, do my thing and I passed out with the tv on, pants down, hands on my cock, and I wake up to know that my mom had came in, in the morning and left the door wide open.

WHAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA

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Originally posted by EliPsE Haven't woke up like that but.. I had worse. Few yrs ago decided to watch sum porn. I close my door, do my thing and I passed out with the tv on, pants down, hands on my cock, and I wake up to know that my mom had came in, in the morning and left the door wide open.

good one

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Originally posted by EliPsE Haven't woke up like that but.. I had worse. Few yrs ago decided to watch sum porn. I close my door, do my thing and I passed out with the tv on, pants down, hands on my cock, and I wake up to know that my mom had came in, in the morning and left the door wide open.

now that's what I call pain in the arse....
LOL

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