Why did Hitler commit suicide?

'Cus he saw the gas bill.

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Paddy was walking home from the pub one night and encounters another man hiding in the bushes rubbing up a plank of wood while yawning. He asks him, "What the hell are you doing?"

The man replied, "Well, I was feeling a little board."

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What's brown and sits on the piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

and the slightly more obscure...

What's white and sits on the piano bench?

Burton's Cummings

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how do you hide pot from a hippy....

put it under the soap

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Oh, preese, so sorree for intorrerance fwum esss russer. He maka fun of you because you tarking in racial stereotype. I aporogize for heem. He not know how behave. Preeze accept aporogee. Ching chang chow yun fat, Mr. Roboto.

Two peanuts were walking down the road, and one was assaulted











peanut.

What do you call the useless skin around a vagina?





















a woman

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Originally posted by jupiterone two whales walk into a bar. the first whale goes "WOOOOOREEEOEOOOO!!!". the second turns to him and says, "shut the fuck up, Frank, you're drunk".

I got another one similar to this:

Two whales were swimming in the ocean, one turns to other and says "wooooooooooooeEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAA WWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEAAA AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeooo WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO OOOOOOOO WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ARRRRRRRRRREEEEEE WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEORRRR weeeee weeee wee OOOOOOOOOOOR WWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEA". The other one turns and says, "what?"

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I used to be a werewolf, but I'm feeling better NOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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Knock Knock.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Oh, preese, so sorree for intorrerance fwum esss russer. He maka fun of you because you tarking in racial stereotype. I aporogize for heem. He not know how behave. Preeze accept aporogee. Ching chang chow yun fat, Mr. Roboto.

HOO DERE?!

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?


























Because 7 ATE 9 LOL

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Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.