The classier the restaurant the more I will go out of my way to annoy the snobs. I love ordering a $100 steak and then asking for some A-1 steak sauce and Ketchup.

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Originally posted by bas "you know what...here take my COCK and eat this instead. It's basically the same thing but it will take less time."

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You've never had a $100 steak

I put out some nice rougie foie gras last week, and this dumb chick that works with my gf asked me if i had pieces with a little less fat in it.

the funny thing is that she ate half a wheel of Camembert .

people are just such uncivil cunts not even worthy of walking upright.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Oh, preese, so sorree for intorrerance fwum esss russer. He maka fun of you because you tarking in racial stereotype. I aporogize for heem. He not know how behave. Preeze accept aporogee. Ching chang chow yun fat, Mr. Roboto.

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Originally posted by bas I love mac & cheese with cutup hot dogs

PEON!!!! U HOLDING US REALZ BROWNE MENZ DOWN!

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Oh, preese, so sorree for intorrerance fwum esss russer. He maka fun of you because you tarking in racial stereotype. I aporogize for heem. He not know how behave. Preeze accept aporogee. Ching chang chow yun fat, Mr. Roboto.

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Originally posted by srussell0018 You've never had a $100 steak

Whatever you do, don't post a receipt for one.

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Originally posted by srussell0018 What about ground meat though? I've heard people order hamburgers medium rare at restaurants and Idk how I feel about that. I don't like any pink or blood in my hamburgers.

with kosher beef you won't have a problem ordering rare.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Oh, preese, so sorree for intorrerance fwum esss russer. He maka fun of you because you tarking in racial stereotype. I aporogize for heem. He not know how behave. Preeze accept aporogee. Ching chang chow yun fat, Mr. Roboto.

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Originally posted by shaw Whatever you do, don't post a receipt for one.

It's pretty clear he wouldn't be the one handling the receipt anyway.

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay with kosher beef you won't have a problem ordering rare.

This post is winston-approved.

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that's very true, when we go out on my dime it's denny's ftw!