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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN That’s a lot of paragraphs for someone that apparently doesn’t give a fuck.

Can we just start referring to this as the "srussell" for the sake of brevity?

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Originally posted by LAdazeNYnights p.s. canada sucks

At least we get can get laid...

And btw...

Good luck with this...

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Originally posted by chinamon chinamon is INCH MOAN. LOL so fitting.

Don't get mad cause she don't wanna fuck. You need soap. And water. Soap. And Water. Water. Water. Water. Water.

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Originally posted by Lira Don't get mad cause she don't wanna fuck. You need soap. And water. Soap. And Water. Water. Water. Water. Water.

If were on the same picture, i'd like to add alka seltzer!

I always find honesty works well. Next time she wants to start shit just lay it out there... "listen, if this isn't going to end with me ejaculating in you or on you then I'm not interested." Say it flatly with no discernable emotion. Then pull your unit out of your pants and just leave it out there.


works every time.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Domesticated Can we just start referring to this as the "srussell" for the sake of brevity?

I have read your post and it is obviously that your a foggot.

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I always find honesty works well. Next time she wants to start shit just lay it out there... "listen, if this isn't going to end with me ejaculating in you or on you then I'm not interested." Say it flatly with no discernable emotion. Then pull your unit out of your pants and just leave it out there. works every time.

That's what you did, isn't it??

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Originally posted by chinamon chinamon is INCH MOAN. LOL so fitting.

the answer to everything lies here:

Ski-doo-be-dop
Eww
Ski-doo-be-dop
Eww
(Ski-doo-be-dop) We were at a party (Eww)
(Ski-doo-be-dop) His ear lobe fell in the deep (Eww)
(Ski-doo-be-dop) Someone reached in and grabbed it (Eww)
(Ski-doo-be-dop) Was a rock lobster (Eww)

Aaaah
Rock lobster
Aaaah
Rock lobster

Eww
Eww
We were at the beach (Eww)
Everybody had matching towels (Eww)
Somebody went under a dock (Eww)
And there they saw a rock (Eww)
It wasn't a rock (Eww)
Was a rock lobster (Eww)

Aaaah
Rock lobster
Aaaah
Rock lobster

Rock lo-o-obster
Rock lo-o-obster

Motion in the ocean (Ooh ah)
His air hose broke (Hoo ah)
Lots of trouble (Ooh ah)
Lots of bubble (Hoo ah)
He was in a jam (Ooh ah)
He's in a giant clam! (Hoo ah)

Rock, rock
Rock lobster! (Aaaaaaaaah)
Down, down! (Aaaaaaah)

Lobster
Rock
Lobster
Rock
Let's rock!

Boys and bikinis
Girls and surfboards
Everybody's rockin'
Everybody's frugin'

Twistin' round the fire
Havin' fun

Bakin' potatoes
Bakin' in the sun

Put on your noseguard
Put on the lifeguard
Pass the tanning butter

Here comes a stingray (ooh wok ooh wok)
There goes a manta ray (ah ah ah)
In walked a jellyfish (huah)
There goes a dogfish (rea-owr)
Chased by a catfish (geh geh geh geh geh geh geh geh geh geh)
In flew a sea robin (Laaaaa)
Watch out for that piranha (eh rek eh rek ah hoo)
There goes a narwhal (eeeeh)
Here comes a bikini whale! (Aaaaah!)

(Lobster rock lobster-ster) Rock lobster
(Lobster) Rock lobster (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Lobster rock lobster-ster) Rock lobster
(Lobster) Rock lobster (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)
(Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah)

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Oh, preese, so sorree for intorrerance fwum esss russer. He maka fun of you because you tarking in racial stereotype. I aporogize for heem. He not know how behave. Preeze accept aporogee. Ching chang chow yun fat, Mr. Roboto.

And dude she doesn't want you. It sounds like she is just keeping you around because you can be strung along without her having to give up too much. Some chicks do that because they have issues and it makes them feel better about themselves for having put holes in their nipples because their uncles fingered them when they were 6.

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Originally posted by EddieZilker Oh, preese, so sorree for intorrerance fwum esss russer. He maka fun of you because you tarking in racial stereotype. I aporogize for heem. He not know how behave. Preeze accept aporogee. Ching chang chow yun fat, Mr. Roboto.

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Originally posted by Zyklon_Jay And dude she doesn't want you. It sounds like she is just keeping you around because you can be strung along without her having to give up too much. Some chicks do that because they have issues and it makes them feel better about themselves for having put holes in their nipples because their uncles fingered them when they were 6.

Told from a man who obviously went through a pack of Quebequoise with daddy issues.

Be the player. Don't be played. Derp derp