The rest of that story is pretty brutal.

I visited my brother at SDSU for 4/20 weekend, complete with Incubus concert. I thought I was gonna be stoned all day. Instead, I smoked nothing, and end up going to this Sorority party. They are giving wristbands at the door to people 21 and over to drink, but inside, they don't care. Bartenders pouring tons of shit for everyone, wristband or not.

So I start throwing down double shots, double cups, double beers, double everything. Within 30 minutes I'd consumed about 15 drinks of various liquors. Then I started dancing with this chick. Things get woozy. I blink.

It's 10 AM. I'm on the ground in a sleeping bag with no pants on.

Black out.

What happened to me? My brother explains that I tried to make out with the chick I was dancing with, then I fell asleep on her. But she was so drunk, she didn't even notice. My brother sat me in the corner where I went to sleep, and eventually through me in the back of his WRX. I didn't have a seat belt on, so for fun he'd take turns going 50, and watch me slam from one side of the car to the other like a crash test dummy.

We get home, I jump in the shower with my clothes on, then strip down and jump in my brother's roommates bed (who was staying at his girlfriend's apartment). I pissed the bed then stumbled into the living room where I grabbed a sleeping bag and passed out.

Horrible. Last time I drink that much for a while.

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my friend > "what time is it?".... me (after 6 E and a good drink) >>" 37 o'clock man, but you can have this beer if you want as its got half a joint in it"

that same night I pulled a girl in a club and eventually she fucked off cos I was talking so much shite, for some reason I thought her name was Joanne Yvonne and kept calling her 2 names at the same time....still dont know what her name was lol.

wish i could actually remember more of the stuff i've said on E lol

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy im the dude in the middle of the pic k holing on camera....

i didnt know ur a girl, you look pretty hot, nice shades!

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I can't tell if your post is humorous or not igottaknow, so I'll just point out that he is the guy behind the hot chicks tonguing his gums out.

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Trance...a state of mind.

Worst thing that has ever happend to me was when i drank alot of vodka (1litre with sprite or some other shit) then smoked 1g of hashish.

This is what my friends told me i had done afterwards.
During that night i had stolen a friends vodka bottle
I fell down a staircase, got up, stepped on the guy's cat fell down some more steps got up again started dancing, became sick and wanted to puke really bad.
Got up the stairs and puked in the toilet but the seat wasn't up! Ooops!
(The things i do next i can remember)
A girl came up the stairs and yelled "Yuk! You're puking" and kicked the door, which had no handle on the inside!! It was locked..
FUCK!!
So i had to climp outside the building in -10 degrees and i had
to stand on the guys balcony for 10 min!

Then i passed out under the guys bed! Woke up and puked on some girls feet.
Then i felt fine and picked some girl up and had sex in his parents bedroom...

Nice night aye?

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Originally posted by Dj_ExOn Worst thing that has ever happend to me was when i drank alot of vodka (1litre with sprite or some other shit) then smoked 1g of hashish. This is what my friends told me i had done afterwards. During that night i had stolen a friends vodka bottle I fell down a staircase, got up, stepped on the guy's cat fell down some more steps got up again started dancing, became sick and wanted to puke really bad. Got up the stairs and puked in the toilet but the seat wasn't up! Ooops! (The things i do next i can remember) A girl came up the stairs and yelled "Yuk! You're puking" and kicked the door, which had no handle on the inside!! It was locked.. FUCK!! So i had to climp outside the building in -10 degrees and i had to stand on the guys balcony for 10 min! Then i passed out under the guys bed! Woke up and puked on some girls feet. Then i felt fine and picked some girl up and had sex in his parents bedroom... Nice night aye?

Stepped on a cat and had sex with some girl... it could be worse, you could've stepped on a girl and had sex with some cat -> Then, your night would be perfect

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Originally posted by Maaz Stepped on a cat and had sex with some girl... it could be worse, you could've stepped on a girl and had sex with some cat -> Then, your night would be perfect

LOL!!!!!!! AYE that would have been a perfect night!

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LMAO, this thread is awesome! Maaz and Exon; Classic!

I can't remember anything interesting, the only decent one I can think of is this...

I was at a friends place waiting for other ppl to arrive cos we got there early, including the friend. We were sitting on the balcony, 3 of us, with 2 chairs. One guy was opposite me (Tom), I was on the other chair and Holly was on my lap. I had Jack Daniels there, about 400 mls. And because holly was on my lap I couldn't pour it for myself. I had a shot glass in one hand and holly filled it up for me, now because she was sitting on me I didn't want to spill it so I drank it straight away, then she filled it up again, and I didn't want to spill it, so this continues for about 5-10 mins of straight bourbon, slam, slam, slam. Fastest I've ever drunk that much, 5 mins is pretty quick. Then Tom starts coughing his ass off after a bong and passes it to me, (holly decides to get up now and go to the kitchen, AFTER I've finished my drink ffs). I have a couple of cones, and then have 300 or so ml of cocksucking cowboys (baileys and butterscotch snaps). I go wwooooooo, err, and go to the toilet. Blammo, drive the toilet seat for awhile...then I go into hollys room and pass out on a spare mattress.

....Wake up in the morning, having seen none of my friends for the whole night who arrived later...AND finding 162 clothes pegs stuck to me!!!! (they counted). All around my shirt, jeans, and cicrling my beanie, I had marks all over my head. Apparently I was lucky they didn't shave my eyebrows off.......

Every now and then they now call me "Pegs".......bastards..

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Originally posted by jploveparade hallucinating, talking with complete strangers...

i actually prefer to do these then i know im having a good time

tbh i only do stupid things when im drunk, well VERY drunk my evil side comes out (and i dont meanevil as in "OH NO im flaming sum1!" evil...) and i dont like it!

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Once when I got so wasted I started listening to rap music.

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LMAO I think grafal takes the cake!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by Hybrid Junkie ....Wake up in the morning, having seen none of my friends for the whole night who arrived later...AND finding 162 clothes pegs stuck to me!!!! (they counted). All around my shirt, jeans, and cicrling my beanie, I had marks all over my head. Apparently I was lucky they didn't shave my eyebrows off.......

You're very lucky indeed. (I'm telling to many stories in just one thread, hehe), all I've ever done to someone who was... well, let me tell the whole story:
We had travelled to a neighbour city, Goiania. We had a great time there, and one mate got pissed (way too much sake). Needless to say, he needed some help. We got the guy, grabbed him to a shower (he almost drowned, hehe - it was so funny, because he was studying for university and he started to say things like "No, it's going to heat up my cells and I'll lose my mithocondrias (is it how you say this word in english?) - raise my temperature by one degree! Gimme one degree! I'm too young to die!", he throw up on us (grosse), and we had to change his clothes (I don't want to talk about it, hehe). All I remember is that we were so exhausted in the end, that one girl looked at us with her lipstick and said: "He's got to pay, eh?"
We played tic-tac-toe on him, painted his lips, wrote "I'm gay" backwards on his forehead so he could read it on the mirror and so on... when he woke up (almost totally pink), he didn't go to the bathroom. He headed outside the hotel - we dressed him up, remember? - and he didn't realise why everybody was staring at him (it took him 30 min... and he was looking at those shopping malls mirrors)

Alcohol rocks! I might write a book about it...

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