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| quote: | Originally posted by Sushipunk
I'm kinda "meh" about weddings. Some are ok, some suck pretty badly.
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I actually got 'fired' from being the best man at my (ex) best friends wedding, lol. Uninvited, too.
He got together with this obnoxious, loud bogan chick (after cheating on his previous, lovely, intelligent gf to get with said bogan). I got along alright with her, but personally, there's only so much bogan I can take, and he used to complain all the time.
My friend was/is a total child (manchild?). He can't cook for himself, and if left to his own accord, he won't clean, or do anything at all, really. Which is fine, cos he was my friend, and I didn't have to do any of that shit for him. Wtf do I care? Basically, he was looking for a partner that was just like his mother, and bogan-chick did all that sort of shit for him.
I kept my mouth shut for soooo long, lol. They kept having all these huge, stupid bogan fights and nearly breaking up all the time, and I just got the shits and told him what I thought. Hilariously, he said "Yeah, you're probably not far off". Then he told his girl what I said 
Oh fucking lol. Screaming bogan woman on the phone. Blah blah blah cunt this, blah blah blah faggot that. "My brothers are going to beat the shit out of you" was probably the highlight of the conversation 
He's not allowed to be friends with me any more, though we tried to patch things up a couple of times....
Never mind. He's too busy with his 5 kids to do anything but work, lol.
I warned him 
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Loud bogan chicks, I hate that shit.
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