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Originally posted by Miss Pie You're doing it wrong, Jay. You're not supposed to cry or talk about your mommy issues until AFTER I reject you. Because that will make me want you more, you see.

sorry, for me its during, usually while getting fisted..its how my tootsie rolls.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy agreed! dude nothing makes me laugh harder then banging some girl at a bar then addingher to facebook and reading her holier then thou status updates. for example "Omg, have you ever really listened to the lyrics of pumped up kicks?! its disgusting and I wont ever listen to it again, I know cant eat lunch cause im nauseas bye." and im like that disgusts you???? not having the hose i piss out of in the hole you poop out of while i had your ponytail wrapped around my fist drilling your head into the headboard of the bed????

LOL

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Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z] i recently had a girl stay at my house for 3 weeks.. shes from canada. we have been friends for about 2 years.. and i know shes in love with me. before she arrived we joked about how i was gonna ruin her fanny. but when she arrived i realised that doing any sexytime with her would be wrong as it would wreck her head. plus also im not attracted to her at all, and she is fat. after a few days we were in bed, and she starts waggling the joystick.. and i dont know what to do about it... so i end up rammsteining it... and did it 2 more times.. but i didnt want to.

Wait, so you're divorced now? Actually now that I think about it, I remember you saying something about all that.

anotherway is right. I mean i have a smalllist of my for sure things. That I like to hang out with and who are hot enough to bone and willing to. (mostly 21 yr olds because any girl older then that would never let me get away with this) But because they are for sure things I bring them for a beer at the local watering hole and then just bang em in my car and drop em off at home. its pretty degrading but they dont seem to care. Thats just to get some poon though. I would never date any of them, I do give them advice on guys etc. but thats about it


if i really do like a girl, which is seldom these days. I will wow her. I put on my A game and I take em out for some fun, maybe some rock climbing etc, then a dinner, some dancing etc. and my goal is not to sleep with them but make them come home thinking fuckin i had an awesome time with that guy tonight.

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Originally posted by [N]ûk|êû[Z] I wanted to get it in but don't want to get caught on the moped and laughed at , so i'll pretend it was stockholm syndrome.

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Originally posted by Miss Pie Wait, so you're divorced now? Actually now that I think about it, I remember you saying something about all that.

yeah, me and the wife split up august last year... its for the best. its nice to sample different vagina's. theres tight ones, stretchy ones, smelly ones, hairy ones, saggy ones, some that squirt.

but yeah, she left me.. not the other way around

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Bring it on down son, so you can get done, I got more styles than the miles to the sun,
Ninety three million five thousand flows, and heres one more for the HOoOoOoOOO'S!!!

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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,
Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

the smell of pussy that hasn't been overused is wonderful when you finally get it, and it tastes better because she made you earn at least a little respect for her.

The others can have pussies that look like a philly cheese steak that got run over by a bus.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On

...yet to experience apple pie pussy
the pinnacle would be big mac pussy .... yeah deffo that

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Bring it on down son, so you can get done, I got more styles than the miles to the sun,
Ninety three million five thousand flows, and heres one more for the HOoOoOoOOO'S!!!

or the dreaded turkey gobbler.

noothing worse than getting all excited at some girl and when you see her vag it looks like a darth vader helmet made out of meat and it just kind of sags there like an old lady that plays too much bingo.