Why is it you can always tell AnotherWay83 threads just by looking at the title, even when they're not blatantly prostitute related?

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Last edited by Blake on Jul-30-2012 at 04:06

Once when I was 16 I was seeing this hot goth chick.

I'd been to town and got her a big chocolate star with some white chocolate icing on saying "you are my star" on it.

I took it round to hers totally acting cool and as I gave it her tripped over the dog and made an absolute twat of myself.

I think on balance using that line you just topped that.

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"I'm gonna tear you open like a christmas present"

He: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

She: Unfertilized.

He: Good, I was planning on cumming on your face/up your ass anyway.

the only funny line was hers. The added male line was just a memorandum to how fucking lame the male species is.

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I've always let NiN be my pick up line source.

quote:

Originally posted by Joss Weatherby I've always let NiN be my pick up line source.

"Got me a big old dick and I
I like to have fun
Held against your forehead
I'll make you suck it
Maybe I'll put a hole in your head
You know just for the fuck of it"

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On "Got me a big old dick and I I like to have fun Held against your forehead I'll make you suck it Maybe I'll put a hole in your head You know just for the fuck of it"

good.

The Outhere Brothers' lines are better.

Girl your booty is so round
I just wanna lay you down
Let me take you from behind
I won't cum until it's time

But if I cannot sleep with you
Maybe I could have a taste
Put your niney on my tongue
And your booty on my face

Ow, I came to make you shake it
Till you break it
Caress your body until you're naked
Bend you over, grab your shoulder

Slip my peter inside your folder
Make you sweat-a, get you wet-a
Pump it faster to make it better
Dim the the lights then lock the room
'Cos now it's time for me to hit that boom

The best line is just a simple hi , my name is .......

If you need more than that , 'twas never meant to be.

I find these lines always come off insincere and the only reason guys use them is because of some myth i think has sort of surfaced in the last 20 years with those suduction workshops or Neurolinguistic Programming. that book by Strauss sheds light on that community of pathetic retards . A girl already knows if she will give you the time of day before you say a word. She has made her mind up so the line isn't necessary and more often than not will creep her out.

Those people that actually pay for those masterclasses are pathetic. It is a scam which seems to be given way too much credit especially in the USA. I once went to the washroom as my girlfriend was getting us coffee. I come back and there is short spandex shirt wearing retard talking to my girlfriend. I sat down and just assumed they knew each other. Within 5 seconds, i could tick off every single fucking line from the manual they study. From the way they treat other males , how they try and control the conversation and think that being the alpha fuck will somehow work. He used the line, can you settle a bet for me and my friends. I mean this is like textbook not even a variation.

We both kinda just started laughing and told him that he should probably fuck off. he was so sure of himself and trust me , my girlfriend got the rape vibe. The only girls that fall for that are really insecure girls that would fall for anything.

just be yourself.

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Last edited by Looney4Clooney on Jul-30-2012 at 20:37