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Originally posted by GGM assuming she's not a hoe.

but "bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks" - Dr Dre

Well it's fun ..joking on the blue balls bit and my need for some sexual release when with her, but honestly..

She's a smart, well refined gal, so this reduces her hoe factor(drastically)(and sadly)(haha)..
Alcohol as the needed buffer for skin on skin(which I meant as sex initially).. skin on rubber ? say that next time ??

..alcohol may loosen the mood somewhat ..buuuut, like I said, refined .. no beer pong or body shots happening anytime soon .. alcohol will be ingested via normal methods on a small level by her, easy prediction from my side.

Hmmm, one ingests food ... but a liquid ? wanted a better word for. "drink" ???

Aaaanyways, I'm cool with the pace that she wants to take this - She still seems a bit cautious from her last break up. But obviously I'm not gonna let this run at a snail's pace.

Pretty gal that wants to see me again ... Let's just see where things go .. you know ?

Wishing you all the best mate. Just keep the conversation going with plenty of laughs and I guarantee the alcohol will continue to flow You're already in her "interested" pile so there's nowhere you can go but up! Or inside. Umm. Yeah.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On It's common courtesy to ask if she's into that first.

lol... that's not what i meant..but, sure why not... explore the hershey tunnel

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Originally posted by chris1011 Wishing you all the best mate. Just keep the conversation going with plenty of laughs and I guarantee the alcohol will continue to flow You're already in her "interested" pile so there's nowhere you can go but up! Or inside. Umm. Yeah.

or around the outside...

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Originally posted by Serial Killer lol... that's not what i meant..but, sure why not... explore the hershey tunnel

You sick fucks, that's not even what I was referring to.

All I'm saying is it's common courtesy to ask a woman if she would like to take a shit in your mouth while you jerk off to the Star Wars Holiday Special VHS. In fact, it's downright chivalrous, By George.

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On You sick fucks, that's not even what I was referring to. All I'm saying is it's common courtesy to ask a woman if she would like to take a shit in your mouth while you jerk off to the Star Wars Holiday Special VHS. In fact, it's downright chivalrous, By George.

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Does a kiss on the cheek mean he's in the "friend zone"?

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Originally posted by Sushipunk Good work, mate. So.... Does she actually look like Natalie Imbruglia, now that you've spent some time with her?

Lols, I met Natalie last month. She's very sweet actually and nice to talk to. Tiny, but still looks exactly the same as you would imagine (neighbours/torn).

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Originally posted by Anotherway83 lame. if you didn't hit it on the first date, you failed. i'm sorry, better luck next time.

Dude, I know this may be a hard(sic) concept for you to grasp, but he wasn't paying for it.

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Originally posted by Jon Snow Does a kiss on the cheek mean he's in the "friend zone"?

On the first date? No.

Get the same Second date?

Kisses on the cheek are grandma or semi-straight European men. As realter once said... location, location, location

if you want in her pants you gotta set the pace

don't be a wuss

also she'd prob dump you if she read this thread lol

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Originally posted by EddieZilker So, just to be clear: Rapist or ax-murderer - NOT OK! Manipulatively subverting her self-awareness with alcohol because you feel she's been unduly influenced by mainstream media to repress her natural sexuality - OK!.

lol!!

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Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On You sick fucks, that's not even what I was referring to. All I'm saying is it's common courtesy to ask a woman if she would like to take a shit in your mouth while you jerk off to the Star Wars Holiday Special VHS. In fact, it's downright chivalrous, By George.

and if not the star wars holiday special vhs, then a bootleg copy of KISS saves santa can suffice in a pinch.


@OP- women like men so act like one if you're not one and take the goddamned initiative.