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Originally posted by Miss Pie Hahah yeah...anyone who would tell such a story is clearly a batshit insane liar. Why would anyone think it's a good idea to share a story like that?? But let's remember it's Eric - I'm sure he's just bored. I know I lol'ed hard.

You are in love with Eric. You love him so much

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Originally posted by Kylle You are in love with Eric. You love him so much

why wouldnt she. We're like the firm, shes foxy im nas and bas is AZ (cause he totally fell off)

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Originally posted by Miss Pie I bet Jay has some good gross chick stories.

yeah, but i have to go put the kids to bed (sodomize them) so mother goose's humpty dumpty dirty hamster tales will have to wait for another day. I have no more wart dick at least.

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Originally posted by Igaryok The only thing I want to know is why would you fuck a girl you've never met without a condom? What the fuck is wrong with you?!?

rubbers are for pussies and priests. raw dog till i die.
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Originally posted by Vivid Boy raw dog till i die. I

By the looks of things it will be fairly soon.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy rubbers are for pussies and priests. raw dog till i die. I

When i got tested after my last break up i reacted like i won the 6/49 when everything was negative. I figured the odds were about the same as winning the lotto. I've never made any dumb mistakes, but my cock has. Bad Pele. Bad.

2 time lotto winner, lightening strike is next.

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how many threads on TA have resulted in the phrase "vivid you better get tested..."?

we were talking paternity tests.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/..._n_1827465.html

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Originally posted by kadomony do u even lift?

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Originally posted by OrangestO This isn't about physics, this is about waves.

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Originally posted by Lira The thing is, she then ripped the nastiest fart I've ever had the displeasure to smell. In a closed room. Right next to me. And trotted away as if nothing happened.

It was probably just a sulfur deposit escaping to the surface of her epidermis.

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Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

I once got this black chick impregnated when i was 12. But she wouldnt have the kid cause I was 12 and white