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| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
One of my most persistent memories of Italy was actually at Pompeii, because this woman -who was much wider than she was tall- chased us well into the ruins, trying to sell us guidebooks with woefully faded covers while expelling profanities at us for walking so fast. 
Also, the free porn in hotel rooms in Rome. Viva l'Italia! |
My family is pretty awesome there, although I haven't seen them in like 5 years. They take care of their own, so it would be a nice experience I think. They would benefit by having my English skills to sell, and I would benefit from getting my Italian back up to snuff. I can get by no problem, but I would like to get it back to the same level that it was as a kid....that and I'm a bit tired of the North American way of life. It is all about self preservation, me me me me me me, with a serious lack in terms of family values. I can't believe I'm talking like this. *takes picture of anus looking like a rusty balloon end.*
A year or more in Italia would be great for me I think. Since my dad died, they really have been on me to come visit. Usually people send me plane tickets to Siberia to avoid that.
That, and other than the ass licking, Chinese women really are no good in bed. It's like having sex with a hairy sock that whimpers.
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