me: that was quick!
work colleague: well i'm not here to fuck spiders mate

about as useful as a one-legged man in an arse-kicking contest

about as useful as a hatful of arseholes

going off like a bucket of prawns in the sun

going off like a frog in a sock



the bloke i share an office with is from QLD .. u pick some phrases

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this is the best laff Ive had al day long reading them slang terms



Favs aer

Bonza
Crikey
Ripper

oh and whats that mean liquid laugh piss take ??

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quote:

Originally posted by Technaut oh and whats that mean liquid laugh piss take ??

Liquid laugh
=
vomiting

hahahah good one!

technicolour yawn is what us Scots call it.

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a few i forgot, relating to chicks
especially good to there faces, but run

"you have a face like a smashed crab"
"you have a face like a dropped meat pie"

another one, compliment this time
Nick naming a hotty "Spanner Eyes"

because when you see her, your nuts instantly tighten

c'mon is that all u got

there must be more

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I think the following word should be in australia's Constitution:

RIPSNORTER!



actually probably the most used aussie slang is "she'll be right mate"

i say that all the time, kinda sums up our attitude

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How about

A head like a burnt thong
A head like a half chewed mintie

haha burnt thong, never heard that one before

hahahaha........why i laugh?!?!?!?!

Bloody Poofta........thats all i got cause 99% of everything i say can be referenced in someway with the simpsons

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Ay Curumba

Fukn Oath!
you little ripper!!
you beauty
you little mongrel
you little...... bitch

datz all i know so far, im sure many have been said though

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