You give her a long, hard kiss then look her in the eye and say "I think you look amazing."

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I have to ask, is that sarcasm?

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Fixed:

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Originally posted by UrbanNinja "I have to ask, is that sarcasm?"

"Of course not, sweety, you take my breath away. No, seriously, I can't breathe, get off me!".

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Lighten up lira on the fat jokes

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Originally posted by Jon_Snow Lighten up lira on the fat jokes

Too heavy?

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Originally posted by Lira Too heavy?

You're laying it on a little thick.

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Captain Planet is gey.
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind, Heart???
These forces are supposed to combine to create Captain Planet?
Bullshit.
Those forces combine to create a soaking, boiling mudstorm on Valentine's Day.

This thread reminded me of this:

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ah baby but how many women get to say they had quadruplets.



alternatively here are some other possibilities.



SO....

if she is fat you could say.

Ever try ephedrine..

if she is not fat you could say

in somolia you are fat in America you are not at risk of heart disease.

if she is fat you could respond.

How stupid do you think I am..

if she is not fat you could go

I'm not giving you no more alchohol and drugs, you may not be fat but you are getting pretty stupid.


If she is fat you could say,
is that your way of saying you want a gym membership for christmas

if she is not fat you could say
is that your way of saying you want a gym membership for christmas.

Last edited by Chew on Dec-18-2013 at 22:37

this ugly chic once asked me, "on a scale from 1 - 10, what would you rate me?". she was at most a 6, on a good day with great make-up, but of course i couldn't tell her that. but i also suck at lying, so i made a compromise and said, "i think you're an 8". an 8, IMO, is pretty damn good, definitely fuckable.

bitch got mad at me and walked away, saying "i expected you to give me a 10/10". never saw her again

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Originally posted by AnotherWay83 in my vibrant, emotionally regressive imagination this ugly chic once asked me, "on a scale from 1 - 10, what would you rate me?". she was at most a 6, on a good day with great make-up, but of course i couldn't tell her that. but i also suck at lying, so i made a compromise and said, "i think you're an 8". an 8, IMO, is pretty damn good, definitely fuckable. bitch got mad at me and walked away, saying "i expected you to give me a 10/10". never saw her again

there you go.

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Originally posted by PivotTechno there you go.

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