Hire Jay to mentor you.

Let's be honest Jay would have banged, posted compromising photos, or impregnated any of the women that you couldn't get out of the batter's box with.

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Originally posted by Mr.Mystery What a shocking twist.

The best part is that I've literally said I am trolling for years, that nothing I say on here is really true (or is it?!), or that I am saying what people expect, or doing things that I know will illicit a reaction and PEOPLE STILL ENGAGE ME LIKE I ACTUALLY AM BEING HONEST!



It is like people that take The Onion seriously, but over and over and over again, no matter how many times people tell them it is satire. Or people that watch The Colbert Report and think that is really who he is.

And again, even though I am saying this right now, and being 100% honest (I swear it) no one will believe me and keep falling for it.

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Originally posted by Jon_Snow Hire Jay to mentor you. Let's be honest Jay would have banged, posted compromising photos, or impregnated any of the women that you couldn't get out of the batter's box with.

If you want to find some line of truth in my actions here look at my actions in respect to people posting nudes of people on this forum. They are pretty damn consistent (except for yumpop, everyone made an exception for yumpop).

Actually the reason Nou was permabanned was because of someone posting nudes (and also posting mean things about a dying cat).

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Originally posted by Joss Weatherby Would my answer change preconceived notions you have already?

Yes it would actually, because I'd interpret your posts as someone talking normally about something they have experience with, rather than a tragic campaign to spin out tiny fragments of your life into something more impressive. Strange as it may sound, I don't really give a fuck that you're a virgin or that you don't have a job and live off your parents or that you code a military simulator. I'm not actually just being nasty and bullying you for your failings. What annoys me about you and what has always annoyed me about you is you constantly seek attention, and you blatantly try and present an online persona by playing up banal details from your life to make yourself out as better than you really are.

I'd have a lot more respect for you if you stopped sharing every detail of your shitty life and stopped desperately craving the attention of people you don't know on the Internet, acting out a transparent and desperately sad succession of exaggerations and denials to appear remotely impressive. You seem to think you somehow win these exchanges by openly admitting you "troll" for attention, but that in itself is the real reason you're a complete fucking loser. Not the lack of bed-post notches, not the lack of employment, not the nerdy pastimes. The fact you deliberately make a spectacle out of your own existence to piss people off online to give you the slightest sliver of attention. Are you ever going to grow the fuck up?

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J I don't really give a fuck that you're a virgin or that you don't have a job and live off your parents or that you code a military simulator. ... Are you ever going to grow the fuck up?

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

lol.

Damn I knew it'll eventually be about Nou, given the title. Should've called it earlier.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Yes it would actually, because I'd interpret your posts as someone talking normally about something they have experience with, rather than a tragic campaign to spin out tiny fragments of your life into something more impressive. Strange as it may sound, I don't really give a fuck that you're a virgin or that you don't have a job and live off your parents or that you code a military simulator. I'm not actually just being nasty and bullying you for your failings. What annoys me about you and what has always annoyed me about you is you constantly seek attention, and you blatantly try and present an online persona by playing up banal details from your life to make yourself out as better than you really are. I'd have a lot more respect for you if you stopped sharing every detail of your shitty life and stopped desperately craving the attention of people you don't know on the Internet, acting out a transparent and desperately sad succession of exaggerations and denials to appear remotely impressive. You seem to think you somehow win these exchanges by openly admitting you "troll" for attention, but that in itself is the real reason you're a complete fucking loser. Not the lack of bed-post notches, not the lack of employment, not the nerdy pastimes. The fact you deliberately make a spectacle out of your own existence to piss people off online to give you the slightest sliver of attention. Are you ever going to grow the fuck up?

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Originally posted by JEO Damn I knew it'll eventually be about Nou, given the title. Should've called it earlier.

I mean, could it have really gone any other way? I never get involved in these discussions but even I, after seeing the title, quickly drew the conclusion that this thread will end up being very Nou-centric.

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Originally posted by SYSTEM-J Levels is...decent...damn better than a lot of the shite dominating the charts at the moment. It sounds absolutely nothing like...a billion and one similar tracks in this big-room style. I always had a soft spot.

Before I even posted in this thread I knew it would be about me me me.

I just don't get the point of trolling the, like, seven people who are still regulars here.

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Originally posted by Lews I just don't get the point of trolling the, like, seven people who are still regulars here.

In many ways Nou is similar to Frenchy ( the girl who lied about having cancer). Nou seems quite pleased with himself (by his own admission) lying, trolling, inviting abuse, to get attention. You have to be pretty sick in the head to engage such behavior. To be put in simplest terms Nou is a fraud.