*Coughs loudly as he sees calla making a pratt of himself*

*tells call he actually got it out of the yellow pages, under cheap authentic irish mature women for fun or frollicks*

hehe

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haha

**Looks at all the cards in phonebox in soho all happen to say Mrs Deeley mature lady from Aylesbury big and bouncy, no holes barred, 1 quid a go**

hahaha

Less of the mar jokes their a bit middle school style if u ask me

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Dont talk about my mar like that, feck off, go on, feck off

hehe, remembers the Pikey in snatch, go on feck off

*Walks up to calla smacks him over the head*

*Watches as calla falls to his knees in agony*

*Pushes his knee into callas back, and hears as callas spine snaps in 2*

*Wanders round to calls' a year later, and sees his mother spoon feeding him mashed up beans and sprouts*

Wots that you say, sorry i cant understand

hehe

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haha as if that would happen this is what would really happen

**fly tries to smack me**

**Me grabs flys Arm and breaks it**

**hooks fly**

**Grabs flys head whilst flys down smashing it repeatly against concreate**

**Then smashes up flys kneecaps with a baseball bat

**Then gets a razor out and cuts up flys torso**

**Pours petrol into the wounds**

**evilly laughs**

**lights flys torso leaves him burning for a minute then puts flames out**

**Me hammers flys hands to the ground**

**Me strikes an axe into flys kneecap**

**Throws darts at flys head**

**chops of flys right foot with a scythe**

**Gets out some sharp spilints of wood and hammers them into flys fingernails**

**Pours acid over fly**

**Me cuts flys nerves out with a scapel**

**Me puts fly out of his misery by firing an AK47 into his carcus**

**rips flys head and spine out Mortal combat style and runs off screaming like a savage**

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Riiiiiiight

*Fly is reincarnated as terminator (u know the oen who can turn into all sorts, and like anything)*


*Runs up2 calla super fast and turns his arm into a 10 foot knife*

*Pokes the knife through each pupil, and twists them out of their socket*

*Then pulls calla's arms out of their sockets and wraps them round and round his body*

*Moves onto the legs, and rips the tibular out of each leg, and watches calla fall to the floor in a pool of his own blood*

*Pics calla up and puts a 10 inch nail through his head and into a wooden stake*

*Watches as call pleads to be killed, as he cant stand the pain anymore*

*Forces cockroaches down callas throat, and watches them move around his body, and snip and bight away at his skin, and see them reappear and skuttle off, as the skin falls off his skin*

*Leaves calla there over night to let the maggots fester on his open wounded tissue, and sees them multiplying and sucking the blood out of his body*

*Finally realises he has taken it too far and loads up a nuklear war head*

*Accidently fires it off in the general direction of australia*

*Gets a nothampton slag to come up to calla and bitch slap him, and then lets her tell everyone about his tiny cock*

*Puts a pint of guiness infront of calla, as his life flashes before him*

*Pushes the lifeless body into a see of parranes(sp)*

MUHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

ASTA LA VISTA..............BABY!!!!

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**Awakes due to Celtic spirts**

**Grabs Terminator fly chucks his tin carcus into a metal compacter**

**presses the button**

**watches as nuts and bolts fly**

**Me lobs liquid fly into Molten lava like in Terminator 2**

HA HA HA!!!

**ME flys to where l'll never be found**

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*Points out that molten lava is no match for the new and improved terminator, us terminators have moved on from terminator, judgement day*

*Crawls out of the molten lava and sits on callas*

*Watches as the blood in callas body steams*

*Leaves callas body with 100% burns*

*Sends calla to the shody UK hospital*

*Waits as calla is put in that weird plastic suit thing*

*Throws plastic suit calla into a submarine and sends it off in the general direction of australia, before cracking the nuclear reactor, and leaking harmful nuclear radation on australias beautiful coast line*

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now that flys cooled down and he ain't a moleten lava robot thing

**Me shoots fly down with a glock**

**Me blows his legs off with a shotgun**

**Crushes flys head with a hammer and keeps on hammering away**

**Throws broken glass all over flys wounds**

**grabs flys body ties it to a truck**

**me flys a road with glass, bricks, mines, pits of spikes**

**Me jumps in the drivers seat and drives like a maniac dodging everything in my path**

**Me stops afer 10 miles at 100 odd Mph and laughs as fly is now a stump**

**takes flys body to a lab injects the ebolavirus into his body**

**Me pours acid onto this pile of mush that is fly**

**pickles fly in jar full of acid and throws his body into the wilderness of Sibera**

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*Realises that calla is no match for the new and improved terminator*

*Reports back to HQ that planet earth have a new kind of threat, his name, calla*

*Hides*

*Admits defeat*

Calla get a job doing this, u would be one of the best, hehe

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its only been shit lately coz im always working or away clubbing!

hehehe!

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Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR its only been shit lately coz im always working or away clubbing! hehehe!

you got a job mate?!

hehe

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Calla get a job doing this, u would be one of the best, hehe

haha you not too bad yourself, you put up some resistance, next invasion I hope your there lol.

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