I'll give you 2...1 my fault, one not so much my fault:

1) 18 years old: got really drunk on new years, got in a fight which resulted in my ejection from the party, and to voice my opinion on getting kicked out, I punched through a plate glass window outside. My arm went elbow deep through the window.
My thumb was lacerated to to the bone and it bled for 6 months. (Couldn’t be stitched due to my ultra thin blood from all the alcohol), all other fingers where lacerated as well. Various lacerations from my wrist to my elbow. By the time I noticed I was bleeding, there was puddle of blood under my feet that was 3 or 4 feet in diameter. My friends came out, and took me a few doors down to stop the bleeding, and talking to some medical type people.
I actually lost consciousness due to blood loss.
Here it is 8 years later, and I still have a piece of glass you can see and feel in my middle finger.
2) I used to race BMX and Freestyle around the same age, and one day I was going 30 Kkm/h or so when my crank snapped off on the right side. This made go down REALLY fast. One end of my handlebars dug in the ground, the other end which had the actual handle bar ripped through the grip, and actually stabbed me an inch or 2 through my stomach. Took about 30 minutes for me to even get out of a fetal position. I was actually suffocating...couldn't inhale for what seemed like a few minutes. Very scary.

I don't know how my mom didn't have a nervous breakdown. I almost had my own suite in the emergency room I was there so often.

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Originally posted by Vivid Boy thats nothing.... i once biked into a parked car while going uphill and bit off my entire bottom lip...I woke up on the windshield...it was covered in blood...i got up to check where i was bleeding couldnt figure it out...so i spit blood came out....went to touch my lip and touched my teeth instead.,. looked around found my lip went to the hospital they sewed it back on....but they fucked up and i was left with the most fucked up lip ull ever see.....was gonna sue the hospital...they got scared and i got free plastic surgery on it and now dont even have a scar..

hahahahha

ok i have 2. when i was in middle school i was walking home from school w/ my friends and i was playing with an empty soda can i had drank on the way. i was bending it back and forth and chatting while i was walking. well i bent it so much it ripped and sliced the tips of my fingers open. it was horrible i've never seen so much blood from such a small gash. my fingers were turning blue from the blood loss and i called my mom at work and gave her a heart attack like, "MOM OH MY GOD IM BLEEDING SO BAD MY FINGERS AHHHHH" hahahah she thought i was dying. and to make matters worse, all my friends were teasing me after and calling me michael jackson because of the bandages on my fingers.

and i broke my baby toe running to get the phone and crashed into the coffee table. the whole side of my foot was purple for about a month. it sucks when you break a toe because you really can't do anything about it.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by jploveparade I broke both wrists at the same time when I drove about 20 mp/h on my mountainbike when a couple of ducks (I am not kiddin!) crossed the streets. I braked with full power, flew over my bike and landed on my wrists. After I got up I actually managed to drive 5 miles to the hospital in that condition

i would of ran the ducks over

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Originally posted by Slylee and i broke my baby toe running to get the phone and crashed into the coffee table. the whole side of my foot was purple for about a month. it sucks when you break a toe because you really can't do anything about it.

haha loooooooooser!!!!!!!

but ya since we're on the topic of toes and coffe tables...i once had a similar predicament...my brother and i were playing around with a ball of tape....just kicking it around and playing keep ups, doing little tricks with the tape...so well anyways my brother flicked the tape up in the air at me...and yelled there it is (meaning he just set me up nicely so i better do something spectacular to make the play look good)...i decided in a split second i would do a scissor kick (which is pretty stupid because the only ones watching is me and my bro and we're in our living room)....so anyways i get airborne and im flying at the ball and its flying at me i wind up and swing my scissor kick and miss completely....my foot however hits the marble coffee table and cracks it...not to mention i shatter the bone in my big toe...so there i am on the ground in agonizing pain with my brother over me laughing his head off and calling me an idiot for fucking up his play and my mother who had heard the loud bang came running in too see her marble table cracked...so im there in pain getting yelled at laughed at and hit at the same time.....not fun


but now since we're on the topic of sports related injuries...once in hockey some big ass mofo took a slap shot from the point....this guy had a bullet of a shot...i had my guy tangled up in front of the net and saw my goalie screened cause of me and the puck whizzing to the top hand corner....so i decided i would save the day (and the mistake i made) and block the shot....so i stuck out my hand and i get hit...the puck was travelling so hard that when i blocked it it squeezed my finger so hard the top actually exploded like a pimple....so im there on the ice soaked in blood...my white jersey (we were the home team ) now red and my finger oozing meat out of it....never went to get stitches it healed put now u can see my finger is a bit fucked...

and the last story i shall tell wil be my soccer injury.....i deeked around this mofo and made him look really bad...i mean he fell over and i ran on top instead of around him (im cocky when im on the field very cocky) so the guy isnt very happy...but the play all ready made it to the net and i have the ball and taking the shot on net....well the dude had gotten up and ran straight for me while the play was happening...so as im taking the shot buddy gets beside me and kicks my foot as im kicking the ball ...my foot bends to the side and i break my ankle on both sides....the outer ankle and the inner ankle are bothe snapped....i miraculously crawl off the field...there my brother awaits who was watching my game...comes up to me and starts calling me and i quote "u fuckin pussy, get the fuck back on the field u lil pussy"...i couldnt even stand up....and was forced to ride my bike home which i did...next day woke up my ankle was the size of my head and the bone was sticking out hardcore and went to get Xrays....6 months of physiotherapy and off my feet for 3 months....to this day im so sure the reason it was so bad was because my brother made me ride my bike home

Im a bmx dirt/street rider. I was riding my trails and I went to bail but didn't throw the bike far enough away from me so when I landed it bounced and the pegs cut the back of my head open. Other time I was doing a rail at a college did it fine like 5x then said one more time. (never say that or u die) and my back dropouts got caught onto the rail instead and knocked out my front tooth.

AHhh Pain is good

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Back when I was 12 or so, playing manhunt in the woods, for some reason I decided to play in my soccer sandals. The advantage is you can hide down in the creek without ruining your shoes. Anyways I was found, and took off down the creek being chased, and lost my sandals in the foot deep or so water. I didnt care, I just kept running, until I felt something go into my foot and come back out. Took me about a few steps to realize something went IN my foot. Turns out some asshole left some boards with rusty nails sticking straight up under the water where you couldnt see them. Im not sure, but I think it even came out the top end of my foot, cause there was a little puncture wound right above where it entered the bottom of my foot.

Anyways I leaned on a friends shoulder and did a little hobble home, leaving a nice trail of blood along the way. I went to the doc to get a tetanus shot, but I didnt need any stitches. It went thru a fleshy part of the foot (and through dumb luck, between the bones). A thousand bandaids and some neosporin did the trick. Didnt hurt that much either, I guess since the water was cold and I had been standing in it, it helped numb the foot.

Thats probably the worst Ive had, despite all the crazy shit I used to (and still) do, like have speed races down huge ass hills on rollerblades and climbing trees and whatnot

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I was riding my mountain bike one time, listening to Dj Tiesto on my cd player, and suddenly i get hit by a school bus exiting a parking lot. THis fuckin guy doesn't even look to the side to see if there are any passersby. ANyway, my bike got totaled but i managed to get off the bike and jump to the side as the bus was about 2 inches away from my ribs.

I was riding on the tailgate of a truck (shut up, I'm from the South) and fell off and landed on my wrists. I could move them some and the doctor couldn't tell me if they were fractured or not. Well, I went snowboarding 2 weeks later for the first time in my life. The very first time down the mountain my cheap ass goggles fogged up and I couldn't see a 2 foot jump so I busted my ass and cleanly broke one of my wrists and fractured the other. I went and got those hard casts and a $175 pair of Dragon goggles and went back out on the slopes

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broke my wrist in snowboard, but what's stupid about it, is that it was on a plane surface, i was nearly stop, anyway, i found that pretty stupid when it happenned

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How about this:

I was standing makeing myself and I friend some dinner (meat) and as I was standing topless I was stupid enough to throw the meat in to the fryingpan so it the butter splashed all over my stomach =(
belive me it hurted! It was like there was some small redlights inside my stomach glowing. Got some scars that still are there

I cutted my finger with a knife while cutting carrots on the job ....

I didnt realise it but I paniced when I saw the piece of finger on the table !

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I cutted my finger with a knife while cutting carrots on the job ....

I didnt realise it but I panicked when I saw the piece of finger on the table !

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