Worst one was when you were an easily excitable little high-school, boy, and you got a little excited watching the girls doing PE and then AARGH... you have to strip off and have a shower with the lads! That happened to me once, in about the second year. I think i just kinda waited for it to subside a little then went in the shower hald hard. Ah well. I don't care.

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*It's the little things that make you crazy*

Arya: Yeah go on, laugh at us. You can be happy that you don't get boners (or do you? ). But actually, it feels damn good sometimes

TrAZ: Oh yeah, I watch my parents have sex all the time. No wait, they're divorced. Damn. But the 12 year olds.. Hehehe That's one reason I don't like to go to public swimming pools or beaches. I'm scared of getting a boner, everyone would see it.

How about in the morning, when you're going to school, and you have to pee, and you have a boner, and you can't wait for it to go away, cause then you'll miss the bus or something. What do you in that case?

I hate it when I wear very thin pants and get one.. I feel like the whole world can see it. And when it gets "stuck" when you sit in school. Like it points down, and you can't make it point up unless you put your hand down there. Or when someone is sitting in your lap. What do you do in these kinda situations?

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Originally posted by Arya LMAO at you guys

lol first girl to reply to post

forever cursed,

LOOK ITS A PLANE, ITS A GIRL, ITS BONER GIRL!


jk
love ya

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Originally posted by xqiksilve of course! but the problem with that is how are you supposed to do that? you have choices 1. Swift handwork 2. Uncanny Muscular isolation 3. Be Hardcore and just do it (like me)

yup, that was going to be my suggestion. i like the 'pretend you're putting your hands in your pocket, and arrange it with your fingers, while loosening the tension between your belt and stomach with your thumb!

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Wave is to particle as zero is to one as bagpipes are to modem noises.

Yeah worst one is were your in the clouds, naked girls running around then from no were.....

"James come to the front and solve this equation on the board"

"err well...like..huh huh..i feel woozy miss, can i pass"

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Originally posted by Nicke Arya: Yeah go on, laugh at us. You can be happy that you don't get boners (or do you? ). But actually, it feels damn good sometimes

hahaha, no Nicke I don't get boners thankfully. It's still funny to read your wacky stories though

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Originally posted by Arya hahaha, no Nicke I don't get boners thankfully.

you mean girls dont get bonners? your crazy!

my girlfriend gets bonners all the time, she has a penis, i think your just the freak.

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The dead are not safe, the lifeless child corpse
I will violate

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Originally posted by Arya hahaha, no Nicke I don't get boners thankfully. It's still funny to read your wacky stories though

Phew. I thought you were gonna kill me or something more painful for thinking so

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Originally posted by TrAZ you mean girls dont get bonners? your crazy! my girlfriend gets bonners all the time, she has a penis, i think your just the freak.

I think if I had a penis my boyfriend would be afraid of me

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Originally posted by Arya I think if I had a penis my boyfriend would be afraid of me

quit lying arya we all know you have a penis...she showed me a pic of it

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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Arya I think if I had a penis my boyfriend would be afraid of me

guess what would make him even more afraid of you? if yours was bigger than his!

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