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Hal was awesome until he got ruined lol.
This thread is now about pastas that make you lol.
| quote: | | So this nongess trash was at the gym earlier shouting her chingchongs into her fake trash iphone. i calmly went over to her bent down to her fucking inferior level and told her i was trying to get swole, looked the whore straight in her tiny eye slits. The dumb yellow bitch immediately sensed she'd lost face somewhere deep within her primitive monkey brain, i saw her glance at my tight gym clothes her eyes widening at the bulge within, knowing she'd only had inferior chinese microcock, probably never had an orgasm, i could tell she was getting wet. i shouted fooyuen (chinese for gym assistant) and told them in flawless mandarin (tones all correct fyi) that she was damaging the equipment with her dirty cunt juice, they immediately responded, due my deep western voice, bowing deeply and saying they'd take the bitch back to whatever village she'd crawled out of. Everyone in the gym applauded as i loaded my weights up and started to lift... |
What really makes it work is that his wife is Chinese and he has 3 really awesome halfies. But the snowflakes don't know that.
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