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Originally posted by erin_the_angel visit me i will cook you all a big meal!!!

reminds me to much of perry jones

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Originally posted by goldenarmZ now, with the fork in place (your hand), the pot noodle can be efficiently broken down into smaller 'chunks' to aid the water absorbtion process.

wow what a great tip!! i never thought of this before. I just had a pot noodle, and i broke it down into bits first. The water absorbed so much more easily, and when it came to add the sauce, it just flowed nicely into the noodles, rather than the usual struggle to stir it into the massive chunks still not properly "parted" by the water.. Best pot noodle i ever had!!!

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike wow what a great tip!! i never thought of this before. I just had a pot noodle, and i broke it down into bits first. The water absorbed so much more easily, and when it came to add the sauce, it just flowed nicely into the noodles, rather than the usual struggle to stir it into the massive chunks still not properly "parted" by the water.. Best pot noodle i ever had!!!

sounds like it was better than sex

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You'd never thought of that before???

I break it up when it's dry because you don't have to wait as long for it to be ready, but also because you don't have long noodles which you need to wrap around your fork half a dozen times.

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Originally posted by DuMonde TrAnCeR sounds like it was better than sex

oh it was!!!

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Originally posted by evil_bastard You'd never thought of that before???

nope. Im kinda dumb when it comes to cooking.. even tho my gcse in cookery says otherwise.. lol.. Not as dumb as my friend tho who put a sealed tin of beans in the microwave at work, and blew the door off when the tin exploded

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Originally posted by DJ Mikey Mike Not as dumb as my friend tho who put a sealed tin of beans in the microwave at work, and blew the door off when the tin exploded

OTHER EXCITING OBJECTS TO PUT INTO MICROWAVE:

* Pot of Yoghurt (Could be messy...)
* Egg (Will be messy...)
* Light Bulb (Flashy....)
* CD (Bzzzzt!)

If you haven't tried the light bulb one, then I advise you to do it now...

NOW GODDAMMIT!!! NOW!!

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Originally posted by DJ Fundamental OTHER EXCITING OBJECTS TO PUT INTO MICROWAVE: * Pot of Yoghurt (Could be messy...) * Egg (Will be messy...) * Light Bulb (Flashy....) * CD (Bzzzzt!) If you haven't tried the light bulb one, then I advise you to do it now... NOW GODDAMMIT!!! NOW!!

Yes.. the egg is funny. At work we'd thought it'd be funny to do a Jack Dee and paint the eggs first. I tried drawing Judge Jules, but it didnt really look like him.. ah well. still was well funny.

And as for the cd. Done that at school quite recently in physics. It crackles like fuck, and sparks go off everywhere.

And save the best till last!! the lightbulb. We put it in a beaker to keep the light upright. Just before it explodes and makes just about the loudest bang ever, the filament gets so hot that the top of bulb expands upwards and just pops. Its class!!! haha

right.. you do know that microwaving a CD creates cyanide gas don't you?! as in the lung dissolving painful death type of cyanide gas

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Originally posted by goldenarmZ right.. you do know that microwaving a CD creates cyanide gas don't you?! as in the lung dissolving painful death type of cyanide gas

Er... no.

I think I'll just stick to the egg from now on...

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coup.. your a goofball

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Because you're a filthy WHORE!

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Originally posted by goldenarmZ right.. you do know that microwaving a CD creates cyanide gas don't you?! as in the lung dissolving painful death type of cyanide gas

Hmmmm sounds nice does it get you dizzy

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