LMFAO!!! That is too funny...I love it.

No, it was one of those 'not so cliche' things of mine. LadyLuck and the unlucky number '13'. hehe..

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Originally posted by JohnSmith I was wondering how often you guys (and girls) do it?

a lot.. since my gf only comes over every other week or so (live far from each other right now) it is like 7/ weekend

otherwise, probably 7-8/ week

yes,
<< that 'horny' part is there for a reason.

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right now, it's been over a week for me, and i am SO horny. unfortunately, it's saturday morning and my girlfriend is working right now. so, i have no way to release this tension.

give yourself a hand

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also, after sex, my energy level feels sapped, i just wanna lay around the house and watch TV, i don't have any oomph.

a study i read about this summer said that if you shave sex the night before a race (running) you will be slower as a guy, faster as a woman. Very interesting, so female sprinters should f00k their brains out the night before and guys be abstinent..

the reason is that having sex raises testosterone levels in women (I think to remember that), which is supposed to increase muscle efficiency or something..

with guys, the exact opposite happens

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Originally posted by JohnSmith ah yeah, morning sex is the best!

noway! in the morning im dead, and everyone gets that weird taste in their mouths before they brush their teeth.

nothing beats having sex at work around One O`Clock-ish when the store is packed, and u sneak one in (pardon the pun) in the store room... heheheh.. When theres the added risk of getting caught factor its always better.. lunch time i get particularly horny. This is when im in my prime.. lol

when i go out at night im just looking for a laff with my friends really and it isnt so much on my mind.. When i go clubbing ur presented with so many opportunities but i just wanna dance and listen to the music and dont show any interest. Its not till the nxt day i think.. holy fuck what hav i done!!!

So for me its in the day time

oh man.. i waited all day yesterday, she got home at 4:00 and then wanted to go SHOPPING WITH MY SISTER of all things.

i felt my balls shrivel back in remorse. so we went shopping. then i went to a hockey game with my dad. I swear every girl between the ages of 18 and 28 looked like they were smiling at me cuz they knew how horny i was. I just ignored them, and watched the hockey game.

then i got home, and my dad wanted to hang out for a while. i mixed records while he watched more hockey on TV (this is canada you know). finally my dad leaves, and my girlfriend wants to "cuddle". that's our codeword for "fuck like bunnies"

one last hurdle, she hops into bed with a marriage preparation list of all things! so we go through the list and make sure we got it all checked off, i was like "uh uh, sure, maui for the honeymoon yep, $1000 wedding bands sure why not, yeah 20 bottles of wine is enough"

anyway, finally after 15 days, we have sex and OMG it was the best ever. I felt like i came from my stomach, it was absolutely.. primal.

then i was out like a light till today..

damn, for anyone that has regular sex, i highly advise you to 2 weeks without it (and without masturbating) and you will be handsomely rewarded at the end.

all i can say is.. AHHHHHH

JohnSmith, you know, there once was a movie about a guy who had to go 40 days and 40 nights without sex.

(In reality, 99% of guys would give a kidney to have only 40 days between sexual forays... )

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so go choke tha chicken!!!!!!!

procrastination is alot like masturbation; you're only fucking yourself.

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Originally posted by USMC_Greg procrastination is alot like masturbation; you're only fucking yourself.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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Sirocco - Destination
Paranoid Jack - The Big O
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Mavi - Fallen
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Viframa - Unknown (2003)
Rollerball - Albinoni
Nugen - Deliverance
Matthew Dekay - Passion

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