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Originally posted by ShAwZy I did the exact same fucking thing!!! I even once woke up beside my little brother in his bed...... I think it happend when I smoked a lot of herb and drank hard alcohol?? Crazy that some else did too, thank god!

LOL

Well thats what this support group is for! Just goes to show you that no matter how isolated and alone we all may feel there is always someone else to share your experiance.

Definetly beats AA meetings. Those ppl are a bunch of pussies. They talk all this big game about how they drink all the time. But when the meeting is over they all want to go home.

There are no drugs in this one but I think its funny.

At Wintergalactic 2000, my friends are I were dancin, chillin, praising Tiesto's set. So we decide to move to the front, see Tiesto a bit better, but it was near impossible. I dont think I've ever seen a more compact crowd, ever. So we manage to push a quarter of the way through. Then it really got impossible. The people made like an impenetrable wall. So we decided to stay there, we could see Tiesto pretty well.
As we're dancing we see people moving/pushing, so we're like, nah we'll just chill in this spot. The next thing I notice, we've been pushed back all the way near the fire escape exit at the back.

1st off, As- "Do not mock me?!?!" LMAO for a good 5 min's. That was classic!

As for me- where to begin....? My memory is a bit shoddy, but I'll contribute what I can think of at the moment.

1) I have this tattoo, in a certain nether-region, that I would get rock stars to autograph. I was really drunk at a Counting Crows show, and at the end, asked their singer Adam Duritz, to sign it. He did not want to, and I kept insisting. Finally, a bouncer from the club (who was a friend) came & tossed me over his shoulder & carried me away, as I screamed at Adam: "You'll regret this!!!!"

2) At Dance Valley this summer, I was grooving to the sounds of Scumfrog, videotaping away. A girl came up to me to tell me that Scumfrog's parents were in the crowd. I followed her to where they were dancing, & I was so f'ed, that I was like "OMG! You're Scumfrogs parents? That's so cool!!!" and gave them both a big hug.

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ROFL. so many funny stories, holy crap. hahaha, "you'll regret this!!!" jebus, that's hilarious!

sadly, i don't have anything to contribute, but all in good time.

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the biggest thing that alcohol did for me was losing my virginity back in the day

other than that, its got me going down hill faster than anything else

have been sober for 3 years
thank god

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Originally posted by halo20 Just to bug ya Durafei (because apparently thats why I was put on this earth) I thought you were gonna Mr. Sober after Sasha?

We mean after Mr. van Dyk, right?
I bet Durafei says that after every party.

not really a drug story or anything

but i remember when i was at Citrus '99 @ the science center
i was on those reaction timing thingies where you sit in this seat and hit a brake pedal with your foot when you see this red light come one...

so im sitting there and this chick just comes up behind me and starts giving me a massage out of nowhere...so im like what the hell and sit back while i get pampered...

eventually i get up, turn around and see this chick that was giving me the massage, lets just say she wasn't bragging material by far...shocked by all i turn away from her, yell i have to go now, and ran off in horror...the look on her face was priceless


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a month or two later at the first ATM party at the newz...i was sitting in the "chill out area" (right by the front doors where the pool tables were) and this chick comes and sits beside me...
asks me my name, and then where im from...being the polite young lad i am i tell her scarborough
she then proceeds to tell me how she hears guys from scarborough are really good kissers, and that she wants to find out
being the sharpest pencil that i am, i get up and tell her a buddy of mine is from scarborough, and run off to go find him...needless to say she didn't wait around for me to find him (which i didn't after searching the entire venue )

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Funny story similar to flec's

Me and a buddy were walking downtown, and this guys asked us "do you know where we can get some weed" and we thought he said "do you know where we can get something to eat", so we tell him the directions, and he gave us a weird look, then we realize what he said and just broke laughing infront of him. he he


Peace

ESO

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Originally posted by TrueToTheCrew - told sasha off and called him a fu%ker for playing such a shit set.

when was that?
cause if it was last time when sasha was here... you need to realize that he dropped fucking unbelievable PROGRESSIVE set

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Originally posted by mecha when was that? cause if it was last time when sasha was here... you need to realize that he dropped fucking unbelievable PROGRESSIVE set

I was there, it was good, wasn't UNBELIEVABLE though.
Kid Lax...that second story is something I would do. It SUCKS!!! lol

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These are recent. The night of guy ornadel this sat

1) I was so roasted from no sleep that i stopped at a green light and stared at a black lady at a bus shelter for a minute. Then i realized the light was green and as i started to drive away the black woman smiled at me. It was as if she knew i was still a wreck and was laughing at me.

2) In Guv i was very retarded. My friend pointed to the upper corner of guv. He said "look a gym". To us there was a gym in the upper left hand corner of Guv, on the opposite side of the dj both. It had gold tinted windows with a treadmill, stairmaster, weight rack, etc. When we left guv the people who we were with laughed (and then i rewalized why would there be a gym in guv), but i could have sworn i saw it. CAN ANYONE CONFIRM THIS!

3) I was so wack that i had no sense of direction for a time i didnt know where Mauro was (if the booth was behind me, in front). I thought Natalie was beside me for one second with her black hair at System. So i put my hand on her shoulder. Then while i was looking around i saw Nat, then realized it wasnt Nat beside me. I turned to see that it was a guy with black hair! Just then i realized i was REALLY fucked up. The guy laughed his ass off when he realized i was sooooooooo wacked outta my gord. I apologized of course but he just laught at my confused ass

i have others but ill save them for another day

TheNeonAlien

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