Two guys walked into a bar. One ducked..

hehe here is my contribution

3 Tampons are walking down the street
Across the road they see a sanitary towel.
Which one of the tampons says 'hello'?


None, because they were all stuck up ****s!

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A woman goes onto the Antiques Roadshow, and goes to the expert sitting aat the table. She takes a seat, pulls a tampon from her handbag and asks...


"What period do u think this is from?"

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Whats the difference between the Paparazzi and going down on a woman?





When u go down on a woman, u can see the **** behind the bush!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing?





Because she had no Arms.

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Did u hear about the Lesbian Ashtmatic?

She could only breathe in snatches!

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Nike have just bought out some new trainers for lesbians called Dyke Air...They have an extra long tonuge and you can get them off with one finger...

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Originally posted by G K Murray What do you call an Italian with a Rubber Toe?: ROBERTO

HAHAHAHA ROFLMAO!!

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Originally posted by miss_e HAHAHAHA ROFLMAO!!

hahhaha i laughed my ass off at that one too...and the guy who quoted himself was too funny i can't stop laughing! this needs to go in classic threads..

let's see im having a brain fart now and can't think of any...maybe they'll come to me later..

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

What do you call a Spanish Fireman?

HOZAY.

Why did everbody hate the TAMPON??

Cos he was a stuck up ****!!