Helen for president. Let her rule over Tasmania

jp :P

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Paul van Duck taken hostage

German DJ Paul van Duck has been captured after his gig in Australia. Some 50 Tasmanian devils kidnapped him and took him across the Tasmanian Sea.

The evil princess Helen forced the god of electronic music to have long jam sessions at her home. If he refused, she threatened to have sex with him. Paul, being happily married, had no other option than to play for her.

Natasha send the original CD-R containing Nothing but you, which was set for ransom. After Paul was finally free again, Helen became Queen of Oceania. With the money recieved from releasing the single she build a large castle.

She lived happily ever after...

OMG JP!


u have such a twisted imagination!!!!

LMAOO!!!!!!!



u crazy dutch boy! :P

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Originally posted by dj_helen_k nothing wrong with some Ass love is there :P

helen, your coming to the meetup for drinks arent you?

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6 days on the run... looking for a place to have some fun... Albrey Level 70 shaman - dark iron ftw!

ohh yes joe

...

ill be the judge of TA's "best ASS" competition

.... altho, if many drinks are consumed....id be very afraid



see u all there for a spankin' good time :P

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Last edited by dj_helen_k on Dec-12-2002 at 02:36

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Originally posted by dj_helen_k tis true fella's... some men get highly aroused aound that area ... nothing wrong with some Ass love is there :P

Ewwwwwwww, sliding in the mud....

Not certain about that prostate thingy, but if American Pie is anything to judge by it's probably quite stimulating.

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Originally posted by DJ Dowlz Ewwwwwwww, sliding in the mud.... Not certain about that prostate thingy, but if American Pie is anything to judge by it's probably quite stimulating.

lmao!

good ole' american pie.
hehe


ive tried n tested the 'prostate' trick on my boy...
very very very goood

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ok....it works like this....you can use my sig....but MAKE IT DIFFERENT then mine.....i mean different. I don't mind having similar sigs but exact sigs that are copied....bother me.

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Originally posted by dj_helen_k lmao! good ole' american pie. hehe ive tried n tested the 'prostate' trick on my boy... very very very goood

ROTFLMAO!!! True Aussie openness at its best. I doubt you'll find another bulletin board in which its members talk about sticking their fingers up their parterns' asses!!!

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"To that guy, who asked me to sign this piece of paper saying that I’m number one… thumbs up to you man!!!" - Ferry Corsten

yeh.
well thats me i guess! :P

very honest and open!...no secrets with me...

soz! for those peeps that i may have offended!

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