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Originally posted by hansolo If more people just farted, with out fear, the world would be a more peaceful place.

Yes, and I wouldn't have to hold in my farts in class. I usually feel a huge one coming (your entire stomach filled with air ), so I just go to the bathroom and let a looong one, and it feels so good

Some guys in my class fart when they feel for it, but their are silent and smelly, I want mine to be loud, or at least heard. A fart without sound is like a comicstrip with no humor.

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farts and midgets are always funny...do u fart in your sleep??? some kid in med school once told me the gas is just absorbed back into the blood stream...i hope hes right cause im always falling asleep on the train on the way home from work.

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Hi,

Hahaha, this must be one of the most funniest threads ever

Greetings,
Blighty

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Originally posted by kirbtastic farts and midgets are always funny...

You'd get a kick out of my farting midget.

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Originally posted by kewlness which brings me to a new question... Why does smelling your own fart feel more enjoyable than smelling someone else's fart??

good question!



pork

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My friend told his gf that the worse his farts smell, the more he loves her. Then she started crying & he said "don't cry", & she said "I can't help it, it smells so bad"

Farts are also a great way to get a seat on the bus. just let one out & people will clear out for you.

ooooo, and farting in elevators had to be the funniest thing in the world!

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put a tube up ur ass , and let the gas flow out ?

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" You bet your ass we're all alike... we've been spoon-fed baby food at school when we hungered for steak... the bits of meat that you did let slip
through were pre-chewed and tasteless. We've been dominated by sadists, or ignored by the apathetic. The few that had something to teach found us will-
ing pupils, but those few are like drops of water in the desert."

Back in the day when I used to work at an overnight summer camp, me along with some of the staff spent a rainy day collecting our farts in one small empty water bottle (we were bored). Anyway, we spent the next day asking the junior staff if they knew of any staff drinking at night on the beach (this was against camp rules) and then we'd produce the empty water bottle, uncap it, and ask the junior staff if it smelled like vodka.

You would think that smelling a large amount of farts in a bottle wouldn't make you puke - but you thought wrong!!

Poor poor junior staff.

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didn't someone come up with one of the worst inventions ever? anti-fart underwear? with a carbon filter in the back so it traps "odors"?

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Originally posted by TiestoInTheMix didn't someone come up with one of the worst inventions ever? anti-fart underwear? with a carbon filter in the back so it traps "odors"?

Never heard of it - but I once made some fart-enhancing underwear (patent pending).

I had to use a lot of elbow macaroni, glue and sparkles, and all those pipe cleaners sure came in handy.

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"WHO LET THE FARTS OUT?" WHOOP~ WHOOP~ WHOOP!

Steve