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1. People who think they are smart but actually have no clue what the fuck they are talking about
2. People who ask for favors, then when you agree say nevermind
3. People who are easily offended
4. People with no sense of humor
5. Undercooked food - I'd rather eat a pile of ash
6. Loud people / attention whores
7. Traditions that are just fucking stupid
8. People who make excuses
9. Anyone who associates themselves with a political party
10. Cowardice
11. Moral authoritarianism
12. Age discrimination
13. People who dwell excessively upon the past or dream excessivly about the future
14. People who are unwilling to make sacrifices
15. People who won't leave you alone once you make it extremely obvious you want nothing to do with them
16. Light sleepers who bitch about being woken up
17. Genre snobs
18. People who don't shovel their fucking sidewalks
19. People who take medication for any psychological disorder
20. People who call women sluts for exhibiting typically male attitudes towards sex
21. People who can't take criticism
22. Flourescent lights (= headaches)
23. People who try to convert you to their religion
24. People who call 1 foot of snow a "blizzard"
25. Vegetarians
26. Americans who didn't give a shit about their country before 9/11 and now act all patriotic because its trendy
27. Sore losers
28. People who make pointless threads complaining about other pointless threads
29. People who post in pointless threads, complaining about them, but simultaneously bumping them by doing so
30. People who shower more than twice per day
31. Telemarketers, e-mail spammers, basically anyone in advertising
32. Police who think they are such hot fucking shit because they get to carry a gun and a badge
33. People who say "I'm fine" when they're obviously not
34. People who say "Bless you" when you sneeze
35. People who keep telling the same jokes over and over again
36. Hideously ugly people who obviously make no attempt to look decent or respectable
37. People with no self control
38. CAPS
39. People who form cliques
40. People who gossip endlessly about things no one ought to care about
41. Middle names - what's the fucking point?
42. Low-fat, or fat-free food products
43. Hippies
44. People who say "all life is sacred" and the slaughter millions of living things by washing their hands
45. "Reality TV"
46. Daylight savings time
47. People with like 5 year old computers that expect them to run fast
48. People who always second guess themselves
49. "Social Science"
50. People who can't drive for shit
51. People with no patience
52. People who give to charity so that they can feel better about themselves.
53. People who are hyperactive and smile 24 hours a day
54. Dumb slogans
55. Country/Western music
56. People who think they're so fucking tough but have never been in a fight in their life
57. Humanism
58. Feminism
59. People whose idea of a party is sitting around and getting drunk
60. Political correctness
61. Women with really high pitched voices
62. Two-faced people
63. All commercial news media, especially U.S. local news stations
64. Spyware
65. Power outages
66. People who set goals, but don't make detailed plans on how to achieve them
67. People who waste money on expensive clothes and then think it makes them really "cool"
68. People who talk in a different tone of voice depending on who they're talking to
69. People who go into debt for no reason
70. Women who expect you to celebrate all sorts of ridiculous occasions, like 5 month anniversaries, etc...
71. Euphamisms, especially "Passed Away" and "Special Education"
72. Overprotective parents
73. People who get offended when "gay" is used as an insult (see 60)
74. Anything associated with Disney
75. Low-flow toilets - a disgusting disaster waiting to happen
76. People who always feel the need to be talking, or else they get incredibly uncomfortable
77. Software license agreements
78. People who go to clubs and then just fucking stand in the middle of the dancefloor not dancing
79. People who "attempt" suicide, but somehow manage to fail
80. Americans who think of America as a "free country"
81. "Small" size beverages at movie theaters that are the size of a car and have a similar price tag
82. Road construction which consists of nothing more than a few miles of cones filling up one or more lanes of traffic
83. Conformists
84. People who get sick and then act like no one has ever felt worse in the history of the world
85. Stores that close at like 9 p.m.
86. People who can't handle someone disagreeing with them
87. People who improperly use the word "hacker"
88. People with retarded phobias
89. Creaky floors
90. People who turn the heat up high as hell during the winter
91. People who refer to things as "unnatural" just because they aren't comfortable with them
92. Parents who religiously indoctrinate their children
93. People who type "your" when they mean "you're"
94. People who don't write in complete sentences
95. People who complain about things being "overhyped" as if it has any effect on its actual inherent quality
96. People who have inexplicable mood swings
97. Busy work
98. People who ask stupid questions and then repeat them again, even after they have been answered
99. Perpetually cloudy weather
100.People who don't realize that I am always right 
Whew, thanks for letting me get that off my chest.
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, Jamaican "hats" and Palestinian Kefias
and maybe Maaz *chuckle*
