I guess this is more of a funny quote, from the best show on TV:

Lisa: Dad, what's a muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop. It's not quite a puppet, but
man... hahahahaha.....so to answer your question, I don't know.

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Originally posted by fr0st "Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man INSTINCTS! He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste! Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha! And when you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off. He's a tight-ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord. Worship THAT? NEVER! "

dont remember but was that from Dogma?

kick ass movie all kevin Smith's movies are great. Chasing Amy many many great quotes from that one as well

-BLuEOcEaN420

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Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears."

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Originally posted by bassaholix change the board into broad... lmfao... one of my faves... The glory of a friendship is not the outstretched hand, nor the kindly smile, nor the joy of companionship; it is the spirtitual inspiration that comes to one when he discovers that someone else believes in him and is willing to trust them with his friendship. - Ralph Waldo Emerson I have a MILLION others... too many to post in ere...

good ol ralph waldo emerson i too love that quote ! i think i posted that one in the other quote thread.. cant remember now

another memorable quote from a philosopher:

"'Faith' is not wanting to know the truth"
-Fredrick Nietszche


on a lighter note.. notable quotes

"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!!!"


"Max: Don't tell me I fell off the horse.
99: You fell off the horse Max.
Max: I asked you not to tell me that!"


"Holden: I love you. And not in a friendly way, although I think we're great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I'm sure that's what you'll call it. And it's not because you're unattainable. I love you. Very simple, very truly. You're the epitome of every attribute and quality I've ever looked for in another person. I know you think of me as just a friend, and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you'd ever consider. But I had to say it. I can't take this anymore. I can't stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can't look into your eyes without feeling that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can't talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. I know this will probably queer our friendship -no pun intended- but I had to say it, because I've never felt this before, and I like who I am because of it. And if bringing it to light means we can't hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But I could'nt allow another day to go by without getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot-down. And I'll accept that. But I know some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitiation, that means you feel something too. All I ask is that you not dismiss that -at least for ten seconds- and try to dwell in it. Alyssa, there is'nt another soul on this fucking planet who's ever made me half the person I am when I'm with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it's there between you and me. you can't deny that. And even if we never speak again after tonight, please know that I'm forever changed because of who you are and what you've meant to me, which -while I do appreciate it- I'd never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of."

now, what girl doesnt get emotional hearing that?


-BLuEOcEaN420

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"We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears."

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Originally posted by BLuEOcEaN420 "Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!!!"

possibly the greatest quote of all time

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Originally posted by BLuEOcEaN420 dont remember but was that from Dogma? kick ass movie all kevin Smith's movies are great. Chasing Amy many many great quotes from that one as well -BLuEOcEaN420

nah it was the devils advocate.

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Originally posted by fr0st nah it was the devils advocate.

ah figures i knew it was that or dogma

speaking of that movie, i swear, that scene where the artistic wall comes alive.. that has gotta be one of the most trippiest thing ive ever seen in a movie..: that movie was creepy

-BLuEOcEaN420

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"We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears."

Its nice to be important, but its more important to be nice!

"Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!!!"

who quoted that?

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Originally posted by Trazedict "Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition!!!" who quoted that?

it was originally quoted in an episode of Monty Python but it was also a catch phrase in the movie Sliding Doors

-BLuEOcEaN420

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"We're just two lost souls
Swimming in a fish bowl,
Year after year,
Running over the same old ground.
What have we found?
The same old fears."

OMFG
this quote is the funniest thing ive ever heard! haha but i cant remember it....lol
its from Aliens(not sure which one) and its when one of the dudes says something to sigornie weaver when she cries out 'we cant stay out hear for long. we'll all die' and he says 'but a 10 year old child can survive out hear' i know thats horribly quoted... but
haha oh my god sorry but i can barely barely remember it but i remember laughing for a few days with that
someone please help!!!!

:-D

thanks blueocean btw :-D