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Originally posted by fr0st ya know whats always fun...is fluffing, thats when you both are laying in the bed under the blankets then ya let one rip and fluff the blankets ...or pull the blankets over your heads......

thats also known as a dutch oven.

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No.



Besides, I've gotten so used to forcing silent ones out every time, that I rarely ever have an audible one any more.

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Originally posted by mndeg old people dont succum to peer pressure like TEENAGERS

Peer pressure not to fart???

Fish guy says: WTF????

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I give my girlfriend the Dutch Oven all the time. After were done haveing sex, I fart under the sheets and shove her head under their.

Why do the ones that make a sound not stink much but the Silent but Deadly ones are fucking killers...

Im gonna smash my bro if he does it again lol


Oh to answer the Question, i wouldn't fart in front of my GF when im in the "Getting to know her phase" but after that LET IT RIP

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For me no, never. Some may find this hard to believe, but I've been with my girl for 8 years now, with the last 2 of those years being married to her. I have never once farted in front of her and neither has she in front of me. I know you all are probably thinking WTF? Trust me our friends give us all the shit in the world about this. But the thing is and what I attribute to us being this way is our incredibly religious and strict upbringing. My father was raised a Mennonite and if you don't know what that is, its basically the same thing as the Amish. In my house growing up, farting was a cardinal sin. To even say the word "fart" would cause my parents to turn bright red. So being that way all my life growing up, I've just never changed that aspect of my life. Maybe someday I will let them blast in front of her. Until then, I've learned my body so well that I know exactly what foods will cause a blast off so I try to keep away from such foods to avoid this whole subject all together.

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Originally posted by vito damnit, girls are supposed to smell nice

yah but thats the grand girl secret. they arent cleaner than guys, they just smell better. i only recently discovered this fact. makes sense tho...

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Originally posted by X-Multiply For me no, never. Some may find this hard to believe, but I've been with my girl for 8 years now, with the last 2 of those years being married to her. I have never once farted in front of her and neither has she in front of me. I know you all are probably thinking WTF? Trust me our friends give us all the shit in the world about this. But the thing is and what I attribute to us being this way is our incredibly religious and strict upbringing. My father was raised a Mennonite and if you don't know what that is, its basically the same thing as the Amish. In my house growing up, farting was a cardinal sin. To even say the word "fart" would cause my parents to turn bright red. So being that way all my life growing up, I've just never changed that aspect of my life. Maybe someday I will let them blast in front of her. Until then, I've learned my body so well that I know exactly what foods will cause a blast off so I try to keep away from such foods to avoid this whole subject all together.

wow, i hope you dont take this as very offensive, but personally i think the internet is more evil than something completely natural. to each his own i guess! im amazed|

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I couldn't do it unless I was really comfortable with my g/f... but I imagine I'd be the bloke that I am once we were close. And I agree, if I was in a relationship where I'd get judged for farting and belching in front of my woman, pfft, fuck that!

*belch*

it's not the loudness of the farts that I'd be embarressed about either... it's the fuckin stench! loud farts are fuckin funny as haha

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Dutch oven... ROTFLMAO!!!

Gotta try that one. lol at this thread

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Dutch oven... ROTFLMAO!!!
Gotta

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my gf and i do it all the time. . . .just as long as i win with the most fatal blasts.

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