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| quote: | Originally posted by DJ Fundamental
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What did the dog say when it sat on some sandpaper?
"Ruff" |
In Norway and Sweden we have a tradition for taking the piss out of each other in jokes.So when you read these jokes,keep in mind that the swedes have just as bad jokes about norwegians.
How do you kill a swede who's drinking water?
slam the toilet lid down on his head
Three swedes were having a walk in the woods.Suddenly they discovered some tracks."It's a bear" the first one said."No,it's a moose",the second one said.The third one didn't get the chance to speak,cos suddenly they all got hit by a train.
and one more
How do you sink a swedish submarine?
Knock on the door.
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"Wenn du dich zum Untergrund zählst, reicht es nicht, es nur zu sagen. Du musst auch viel graben, um es zu werden."
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