Once you got everyone's attention claim out loud you always wanted to tried that.

Farts just make ya laugh! .
Me and 3 of my mates were getting pissed in my room before going to a house party, and we had a lot to drink!

One of my mates was putting on a cd, to my shock another friend of mine pulled down his trousers, sat on my mates head, and let off the biggest loudest fart ever!

I Cried with laughter

raise my hands in the air and yell "puntos"
then wait a little bit for the smell to kick in and then yell "smell that shit basterds and biatchs, thats the smell of gas coming out of my ass, enjoy it motha******s!"
then i would belch as loud as i could and blow it in someones face

Yeah fuck it, it's only natural!
Aint belching some form of respect in some countries?

You're just going to have to take it.

Pssh the times I've farted were when one time I farted because I was laughing hard, and the kid next to me and a whole lot of other kids were like.. who farted??!?! and they looked at the kid next to me, I used the ocassion and blamed it on him too, he was blaming it on me, but, majority thought it was him, plus, Im not the kind of kidd that just farts, so like no one would think of me doing such thing lol .. it was fun.

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