yayayahahahah!!!!
I love this guY! FUNNY!!!!!!

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DiS

I've read that and more before, I don't remember where. Damn, that some seriously funny shit

quote:

Sweetheart: I'm running my fingers through your hair. Now I'm nibbling your ear. Wellhung: I suddenly sneeze. Your breasts are covered with spit and phlegm. Sweetheart: What? Wellhung: I'm so sorry. Really. Sweetheart: I'm wiping your phlegm off my breasts with the remains of my blouse.

ROTFLLLL d00d these are awesome......

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HILARIOUS!!!

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I was laughing so hard I almost fell out of my chair!!! Thats some fanny fanny shit!! Bloodninja is hilarious!

ahahahaha just what i needed today

HAHA! Fucking genius, pure genius.

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Und ich tanz einfach weiter...

Yeah we def. need more threads like this..This just made me laugh all night!! This and the funny pictures thread, tonight was a good night for laughs

oh shit!! hahahahahahah are there any more things like these??
post em up or gimme a site to go to...

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Retaining Sanity Thru Music

this is by far one of the most hillarious thinhs I have ever read on this board

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PvD Planet

The one with the Rhino is just too much!!!

LMFAOSMIH!!!!

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"Wenn du dich zum Untergrund zählst, reicht es nicht, es nur zu sagen. Du musst auch viel graben, um es zu werden."

AOL:
America Online, this is Sue speaking.

Caller:
Hi, I have some questions about American Online before I join.

AOL:
Okay, ma'am,what's your question?

Caller:
Well, some of my friends who have AOL say they get something called "cybersex"... does this cost extra?

AOL:
:::quiet laugh in the background::: Well ma'am... I don't know how to explain this, but cybersex is not part of America Online.

Caller:
Oh really? My friends said they got it from AOL.

AOL:
Well it's something members typically do when they go to a chat room.

Caller:
Hmmmm...I don't understand, what is cybersex??

AOL:
I'm sorry, I really don't know how to explain it.

Caller:
Hmmm..well, have you ever had cybersex?

AOL:
Ma'am, I don't think that's an appropriate question to beasking me.Is there anything else you need?

Caller:
Sorry, like I said I don't even know what it is.

AOL:
That's okay ma'am, anything else?

Caller:
Yes, I have one more question.

AOL:
Go ahead...

Caller:
What are you wearing?

AOL:

I also found something that i cant read, anyone know what it is?

cybersex?
har du?
hva?
nei..
ånei
hva?
ja
hehe
faen ta deg
hade!!!!!!!
hade!!!!!!!
hade!!!!!!!
javel?

hey hva er din stiling til telfeldig sex
hey den er sittende
du e blånd du
hvor e du fra
blånd, hva betyr det?
lyst hår
åh
nei
hvor e du fra
østlandet
hvor på østlanet tegnog fortell
hehe
tegnog? nei ikke derfra
ja hvor er det
aner ikke, det var du som sa det
ok hvor kommer du fra
østlandet
men for fasen hvor på østlande befinner så denne BLONDE jenta seg da!!!!!!!!!!!!
det er ikke mulig å bliSÅ dum!!
iq din er sko nr delt på 10
åja
jeg er ikke blond men
=0!!!!!!!!
men du er dum for det!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
men for fasen hvor på østlande befinner du deg
ja
gjør du?
hvor på østloandet bor du!!!!!!!!larvik??sandefjor,prsgrunn
????
nei
hvor da
hvor da
hvor da
hvor da
hvor da
????
????
????
????
ja
hor i noerge bor du,hvor på østlandet???
hor i noerge bor du,hvor på østlandet???
ikke langt unna oslo
asker
åja
det var det jeg visste ,hasj røyking skader hjerne.....du er ett prakt eksemplar av det!!!

Session Start: Mon Jun 11 01:41:49 2001
[01:41:50] DCC Chat session
[01:41:50] Client: sexybaby (XXX.XXX.XXX.XXX)
[01:41:50] Acknowledging chat request...
[01:41:50] DCC Chat connection established
[01:41:52] hi
[01:41:56] let's have sex
[01:41:56] asl?
[01:41:59] 18/m/usa
[01:42:08] sure
[01:42:21] open the door to my room
[01:42:27] ok
[01:42:30] * Ron opens the door
[01:42:33] omg!
[01:42:38] wat?
[01:42:38] the doorknob was hot
[01:42:41] and wet
[01:42:45] wtf did you do to it?
[01:42:57] nothing!
[01:43:03] just come in
[01:43:10] ok!
[01:43:12] * Ron walks in
[01:43:25] * Ron trips on some dirty clothes on the floor
[01:43:26] shit
[01:43:28] sorry about that
[01:43:32] wat do u see?
[01:43:37] ok
[01:43:56] I see a sexy girl laying here
[01:43:58] :d
[01:44:01] is that you?
[01:44:05] yeah
[01:44:14] do u like my night gown?
[01:44:14] wow!
[01:44:16] yes
[01:44:19] it's very nice
[01:44:27] * Ron fumbles with his belt buckle
[01:44:30] can you help me?
[01:44:36] do u wanna lick my body?
[01:44:58] oh yes
[01:45:05] you have a nice body
[01:45:11] like that britneyspears
[01:45:14] i work out
[01:45:17]
[01:45:19] obviouslyt
[01:45:24] you're giving me an erection
[01:45:35] come and turn urself on
[01:45:40] ok
[01:45:52] * Ron walks up to the bed, half naked already
[01:45:58] FUCK!
[01:46:10] wat r u doing?
[01:46:13] my penis is stuck in my zipper
[01:46:16] will you help me?
[01:46:32] do it urself
[01:46:35] ok
[01:46:38] *fumbles with it*
[01:46:42] my body is waiting darling
[01:46:44] oh god.. it's bleeding
[01:47:00] no its not baby
[01:47:30] well, it will suffice
[01:47:37] its just a little wound
[01:47:44] yeah
[01:47:47] come and kiss me baby
[01:47:56] * Ron kisses you up and down
[01:48:03] you taste like snot, but it's ok
[01:48:18] do u want to undo my bra?
[01:48:36] sure
[01:48:41] * Ron fumbles with the clasp
[01:48:48] it comes open, revealing your breasts
[01:48:54] not the biggest, but it's ok
[01:49:02] lick me
[01:49:07] * Ron licks you
[01:49:16] damn.. what is that taste?!
[01:49:23] wat?
[01:49:33] it's like wet dog hair or somethin
[01:49:37] did you shower?
[01:49:46] of cors i did baby
[01:49:54] who wouldnt?
[01:49:56] yeah
[01:49:58] your right
[01:50:05] sorry
[01:50:17] kiss me hard
[01:50:23] lay me on the bed
[01:50:29] * Ron kisses you harder and harder and lays you on the bed
[01:51:00] * Ron trips on his shoelaces
[01:51:05] *clumsy ******, sorry*
[01:51:17] take my undies off using ur mouth
[01:51:42] * Ron clasps your panties with his tongue, hmm... there's that taste again!
[01:51:54] oh well..
[01:51:58] will u just ignore the taste
[01:52:26] baby?
[01:52:34] i can't ignore it
[01:52:38] you smell like shit, sorry
Session Close: Mon Jun 11 01:53:00 2001