Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Yawbs,Giaks,and Automobiles
quote:
Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
I would like to apply for a position:
my resume may is attached below -->
le resume.
By Xeno
Xeno is athletic, tall, smart, fast, hairy, scratches on occasions, sits in chairs, has "normal" eye brows, collects witches hats, & in on some nights he lays in the back yard & watches the stars in hope that an alien my see him & pick him up & take him for a bog lap around Yogonzi Delta 6.
Work History:
1999-2000: worked hard
2000-2001: that was a very hard working year
2001-2002: worked hard; sweated a bit
2003-2004: got his first e-boner whilst chatting on the internets
2005-current: eerrrrr, not quite sure yet.... Ill tell you when it's completed..
Im not sure what positions are left but im kean & enthusiastic worker & will be right for the job of boning hot babes.
impressive resume.
you would need to talk with the producer and director to get a good spot for you.
we can always use some more fluffers. how about a special fluffer to keep the female's nipples erect ??
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Sep-26-2005 21:09
Mr. Pink
Furiously Happy
Registered: Dec 2003
Location: Atlanta, bitchezzz
quote:
Originally posted by stren
i hope the robots get to have some Hentai-style tentacle action on the girls
wow, i think you just got fired from the movie
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Sep-26-2005 21:09
LeopoldStotch
Suapremae tranecadictt
Registered: Jan 2005
Location: Yawbs,Giaks,and Automobiles
quote:
Originally posted by stren
i hope the robots get to have some Hentai-style tentacle action on the girls
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
wow, i think you just got fired from the movie
it may be a good idea.
to keep the emo and japanese kids interested ..
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Sep-26-2005 21:11
stren
Strenowski
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Warsaw, Earth, 1 AU
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Pink
wow, i think you just got fired from the movie
impossiblile carnal, i gots the connections
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I need to know a few things before I do my trade. You know, set up some boundaries.
I pose to you a bunch of questions:
-Can I use nipple clamps?
-Nipples are complex machines that need constant maintanance to keep the up & erect. Sometimes do the hot babes in the pooper can help. In the pooper?
-Hot wax?
-I have minature whips!!?
-Sometimes the nip nips just have a bit of trouble hardening. Ill need a microsope to take a closer look. Will a microscope be supplied?
-vacuum cleaner? or equivalent industrial sucker?
-Deisal powered generator to power up the mass nip nip vibratatory machine. with a 20 nipple adaptor??
-I nipple fluffer emergency response car!!!!? or monstar truck!
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Sep-26-2005 21:22
stren
Strenowski
Registered: Jul 2004
Location: Warsaw, Earth, 1 AU
i wonder if Caela = krysta 101
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