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| quote: | Originally posted by drgoodvibe
Hey baby come here often?! I think i've seen you here before.. ? wink wink nudge nudge! |
*sigh*
Bloody hell, if I ever use pickup lines, they go something like this:
Me: Wanna dance?
Girl: With you? God no!
Me: I'm sorry, you must have misheard me with all that music, I said you look fat in those pants.
Me: What's your number?
Girl: I'm not giving it to you!
Me: I said MOVE YOU DUMB ASS!
Or (and yes, this was real):
Me: What's your name?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Me: Hey, that's alright, we all make mistakes. Where is he?
Girl: (points) over there... he's getting me a drink.
Me: No kidding... say, what's he putting in it?
Girl: Huh?
Me: Oh... never mind. Drink up!
That was fun... turned out the guy wasn't her boyfriend, didn't even know her, and I got several puzzled looks through the rest of the night. 
P.S. I know I always say this Deisdeidlseiesdles, but when are we gonna see YOUR pimpin' styles?
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My party schedule:
2009-02-21 - DJ Attention @ I'm So Popular
2009-06-18 - DJ Annoying @ People Need To Know Where I'll Be
2012-11-32 - DJ Insufferable ɸ Or At Least the Stalkers I Complain About
2048-06-66 - Spastic & Whocares ¶ Although I'm Actually Flattered
9999-45-81 - Tweaker Gimp ☼ I Probably Won't Even Go To This But I Have To Make Sure I Fill Up All The Available Space Here
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