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Originally posted by squirrelly (Although, as I admitted before, it is so endearing when you boys say it )

I usually don't say anything... I just pull out my dick and point at her.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by squirrelly lol I can't do that. I have to know if it's gonna be any good before I waste any time

And this is the reason 95% of the guys I date turn into morons or tools, like Jay pointed out. They seem to do a personality 180 about a month or so in.

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard *** disclaimer; I'm still not convinced you aren't a tranny ***

My cock is bigger than yours. I'd also make one hell of a short tranny. Ah, oh well, at least I have decent tits for one.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Originally posted by Banora Sometimes I wish I wasn't such a fucking prude... I have to be dating the same guy for about a month until I do it with him. -grumble- I'm wasting the best years of my life.

all of my serious relationships i waited at least a month or 2. i've definitely hooked up (as the cor is well aware lol) but when i really like a guy, i don't jump right in the sack with him. i never used to think i would be good at the just hooking up thing when i was younger and i was kind of a prude too, but then i had some hookups and had no feelings whatsoever and i was surprisingly great at it. like the next day they'd be like, "hey wanna grab breakfast" and i was like, "gotta go". lol never called them again.

i always say i would be the worst womanizing dude ever

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Banora My cock is bigger than yours.

I'd be shocked if it wasn't

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I'd also make one hell of a short tranny. Ah, oh well, at least I have decent tits for one.

I never said you weren't a hot tranny.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I never said you weren't a hot tranny.

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

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Originally posted by Moral Hazard I'd be shocked if it wasn't I never said you weren't a hot tranny.

craig i'm not buying this small cock bullshit. i bet you have a massive penis

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Banora

Call me

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

lol I'm picky about who I even date soooo...

Not gonna say that I haven't found my fair share of crazies and the early sackage didn't backfire in my face once or twice - but I'm a LTR kind of girl. First boyfriend - 2 years Second - nearly 5. This is my third "relationship" and I knew him like 6 or 7 months before I allowed him to take me out haha. FYI I don't consider 1 month-6 months of dating = relationships. Not even 1 year if it was in High School or college or something like that (I don't count anything at all from HS). Living together + sharing life = relationship (for me).

We shagged on date 2.

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Originally posted by Slylee craig i'm not buying this small cock bullshit. i bet you have a massive penis

I'm not exactly sure how to respond to this.

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Originally posted by RickyM you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.

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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down

I'm extremely picky, too. I generally get bored of guys by the one-month mark, so I sort of subconsciously self sabotage my own rule of getting laid.

Not too often I find a guy that holds my attention beyond a month... I start to feel this horrible 'trapped' feeling, you know?

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Originally posted by ziptnf I probably wake up QWOPing.

i could do both. i used to say i liked relationships better but when i was single about a year ago and living in downtown in my own apt. i was having a great time. doing whatever i wanted, flirting with whomever i wanted, hooking up, not having to answer to anyone. i mean i wasn't fucking random dudes every weekend lol if anything, all of my randoms have been with guys i've known for a while and we just decided to do it.

never went out to a bar or anything and met a guy for the first time and went home and fucked him. i'm pretty proud of that, most chicks do that A LOT in their college years and 20s.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone