I would. I just don't like them, they're evil. did you not see the movie "cats & dogs" ? dogs are just so much nicer animals as a rule, unless you get one of the shit breeds, of which there are plenty.

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Originally posted by tubularbills everytime you masturbate, Theresa kills a kitten. :

and everytime theresa masturbates, a kitten kills a canadian person

IT'S IN REVELATIONS PEOPLE

I like dogs, I've owned Rottweilers, Rhodesian Ridgebacks and a few other mongrel bitsers which where all well behaved, despite having a reputation for independent, viscous temper and headstrong.
And I've seen people own much the same dogs who where good for nothing but being put down.

There are no 'ill breeds', just moronic human owners who don't bother to invest the time training the animal in the first place, own it as a status symbol or worse, 'family pet' they treat like a child so it grows up spoilt, no discipline and uncontrollable.
Cats just 'are' and that's the way they always will be and have been for millions of years.
Some numpty human coming along who hates kitty after their couple of decades of wisdom on this earth thinks they know better than kitty cat. Don't see kitty invading nations over oil and killing each other over who's invisible god might have a tail or not and working themselves into an early grave.
My goodness how arrogant a species some of us are to look down upon little creatures...

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Originally posted by Lilith I like dogs, I've owned Rottweilers, Rhodesian Ridgebacks and a few other mongrel bitsers which where all well behaved, despite having a reputation for independent, viscous temper and headstrong. And I've seen people own much the same dogs who where good for nothing but being put down. There are no 'ill breeds', just moronic human owners who don't bother to invest the time training the animal in the first place, own it as a status symbol or worse, 'family pet' they treat like a child so it grows up spoilt, no discipline and uncontrollable. Cats just 'are' and that's the way they always will be and have been for millions of years. Some numpty human coming along who hates kitty after their couple of decades of wisdom on this earth thinks they know better than kitty cat. Don't see kitty invading nations over oil and killing each other over who's invisible god might have a tail or not and working themselves into an early grave. My goodness how arrogant a species some of us are to look down upon little creatures...

November 22nd 2003. Johnny Wilkinson is about to make history by winning the rugby world cup on australian soil. He just has to make this drop goal but he's nervous. He thinks about his neighbours cat who shit on his garden in a hidden place which he trod in. He shoots, he scores, england win the world cup, cats are useful for something

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Originally posted by Lilith Baby poo has to be one of the insanely nasty substances on earth.

yeah especially when they start eating solids, the smell is rancid. However, i found it's not as bad when it is your own kid because most of the time you are just thankfull they shit because if they didn't you would have to take them to the clinic/hospital which is about a 8 hr wait.. with a baby = craptastic.

I have no national identity, I also have an English passport if it matters
Trying to rile me with sports tales is like trying to pack size 12 ass into size 4 pants, you just look silly doing it

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Originally posted by wienerschnitzel yeah especially when they start eating solids, the smell is rancid. However, i found it's not as bad when it is your own kid because most of the time you are just thankfull they shit because if they didn't you would have to take them to the clinic/hospital which is about a 8 hr wait.. with a baby = craptastic.

Oh yeah, the great thing about other peoples kids though, is when they do get that rancid, bile rising stench to them, is you just say 'this ones yours' and back to mumsy

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Originally posted by Lilith You wouldn't ever think of hurting a kitty would you?

only when masturbating

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morning sex is the key to a nutricious breakfast...

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Originally posted by DJM104D morning sex is the key to a nutricious breakfast...

hahahaha....morning sex is great..damn i need to get laid! its been a while!

damn it's been a really long time since i've had morning sex.


i mean, the kind u have when u wake up in the morning, not the kind u have at 1-4 in the morning, from the night before. lol

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee damn it's been a really long time since i've had morning sex. i mean, the kind u have when u wake up in the morning, not the kind u have at 1-4 in the morning, from the night before. lol

LOL

i just need to get laid period. its been some months.