You don't know how to scare a girl away? How hard could it possibly be? Just take a dump on her chest or something.

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Originally posted by bas You don't know how to scare a girl away? How hard could it possibly be? Just take a dump on her chest or something.

but i heard thats how you ATTRACTED your girlfriends?!

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

I date crazy bitches man.

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Originally posted by bas I date crazy bitches man.

LOL

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel LOL you dont like her already?!

nah she's awesome
i just figured it'd be good conversation, and thats what it'd end up as anyways. no point asking for sex tips when a) i don't need them and b) bas still would've said take a dump on her chest

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Originally posted by mezzir nah she's awesome i just figured it'd be good conversation, and thats what it'd end up as anyways. no point asking for sex tips when a) i don't need them and b) bas still would've said take a dump on her chest

LOL and shes pretty hot to boot.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

I'm pathetic

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Originally posted by Ghost Raver I'm pathetic

LOL have fun!

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel LOL and shes pretty hot to boot.

and classy!
we went to a fancy martini bar
sat next to a couple, a like 50 year old black dude who looked suave as hell. he was with some 30ish white girl with huge fake tits. lolol they barely even talked

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Originally posted by mezzir and classy! we went to a fancy martini bar sat next to a couple, a like 50 year old black dude who looked suave as hell. he was with some 30ish white girl with huge fake tits. lolol they barely even talked

haha nice!!!!! classy girls ftw. and ones that can legally go to the bar too.

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Originally posted by bas Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh

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Originally posted by bas Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.

i find it very hard that this thread hasn't been posted in since february....aren't any of you bastards getting laid????

Not after that nasty mono epidemic started going around. They think the most dangerous mutation occurred some place in the southern US...

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