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| quote: | Originally posted by asdf
Chuck Norris, Vin Diesel and Arnold Schwarzenegger have all died and are in Heaven. Each of them hope to occupy the seat next to God. God asks Vin Diesel why he thinks he should have the seat and Vin replies, "I believe... I should have the seat because of the virtuosity in my toughness and pride." Arnie says, "I believe... that I should be the one sitting next to you because of all my achievements." God then turns to Chuck Norris, who replies with, "I believe... you are sitting in my seat."
fand ich ganz lustig |
Ich find die auch klasse...bin mit Chuck Norris quasi groß geworden mit fiesen Bruce Lee Karatefilmen und stumper Kriegsaction in Missing in action Teil 1 bis schlag mich tot.
Ich finde den hier geil:
Just to prove how bad he was, Chuck Norris crucified himself, forced himself to die (because only Chuck Norris can kill Chuck Norris), kicked Satan in the gonads, and rose five minutes later. Now he roundhouse kicks anyone that doesn't call his birthday Chuckmas.
Chuckmas 
Das ist auch gut. Da bekommt er die Sprüche in einer Amishow vorgelesen: http://www.thatvideosite.com/view/1792.html?74303028
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