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Originally posted by Slylee granted, but you have to dress in a clown suit the whole time...even out clubbing. i wish i could have a drug induced crazy ass weekend with all my favorite corwhores

granted, but we can't make threads about it when we get back

i wish i could go to europe!

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa granted, but we can't make threads about it when we get back i wish i could go to europe!

granted, but you'd have to go and be handcuffed to coup the whole time.



i wish i had a brand new black BMW 745 Li fully loaded...w/ black & chrome lowenhart rims to match and tan leather...FULLY LOADED

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa granted, but we can't make threads about it when we get back i wish i could go to europe!

granted, but you gain 140 kilos while there...

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Originally posted by Slylee granted, but you'd have to go and be handcuffed to coup the whole time. i wish i had a brand new black BMW 745 Li fully loaded...w/ black & chrome lowenhart rims to match and tan leather...FULLY LOADED

granted, but it runs on rotting corpses


I wish I 5 pencils

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Originally posted by Slylee granted, but you'd have to go and be handcuffed to coup the whole time. i wish i had a brand new black BMW 745 Li fully loaded...w/ black & chrome lowenhart rims to match and tan leather...FULLY LOADED

granted, but you crash it your first day out on the road

OR

you lose your license

i wish i could have extacy-quality sex for the rest of my life

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

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Originally posted by prolikewhoa granted, but you crash it your first day out on the road OR you lose your license i wish i could have extacy-quality sex for the rest of my life

granted but no penis...sorry! it has to be *with* her.




*edit* oh yea my wish.


i wish i could go on a shopping spree in Bal Harbor, Miami (Chanel, Gucci, Prada, etc) with no spending limit

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Slylee granted but no penis...sorry! it has to be her.

that's scary. that was a good one jamie i have to go vomit now.

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philippe - In MEXICO says: ur the most clever pothead i know philippe - In MEXICO says: u deserve a fucking medal

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Originally posted by Slylee granted but no penis...sorry! it has to be *with* her. *edit* oh yea my wish. i wish i could go on a shopping spree in Bal Harbor, Miami (Chanel, Gucci, Prada, etc) with no spending limit

Soooo hawt!!


Granted, but on the way back from Miami everything you bought is stolen


I wish my wishes couldn't get twisted around and made evil

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Originally posted by Sunsnail Soooo hawt!! Granted, but on the way back from Miami everything you bought is stolen I wish my wishes couldn't get twisted around and made evil

granted, but u will end up with a "nice" pretty girlfriend who is just no "nice" and likes conventional sex only like "nice" girls do...and everything in your life will be "nice" and routine...


i wish i had no morals or self respect so i could be a hustling stripper on the weekends and bank my way through college.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Sunsnail Soooo hawt!! Granted, but on the way back from Miami everything you bought is stolen I wish my wishes couldn't get twisted around and made evil

granted... but then you'd have to get the fuck out of this thread.

i wish i could draw as much attention as swamper.

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granted....but you drew so much attention you got banned

i wish for a lamborghini gallardo

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Originally posted by XoxidE granted....but you drew so much attention you got banned i wish for a lamborghini gallardo

granted. too bad they didn't adapt it for legless drivers.

i wish i could splash MY (i know your dirty jokes) cum all over place like ron jeremy

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