Originally posted by gehzumteufel
ugh I didn't. I fucking did my business and ended it.
No I meant physically... I figure it would have looked a lot like this....
except a lanky jewish kid in place of the black dude.
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God that was the worst ever. I have never gone limp in the middle of sex in my life, until that time...almost. I had to fucking imagine some hot ass chick to get through it.
Benny, you gotta learn how to fake a leg cramp and hop the fuck otta there. Seriously, what are they teaching you kids now-a-days?
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Originally posted by RickyM
you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down
Nov-11-2009 17:50
gehzumteufel
In your ass
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: so cal
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Originally posted by Moral Hazard
No I meant physically... I figure it would have looked a lot like this....
except a lanky jewish kid in place of the black dude.
Benny, you gotta learn how to fake a leg cramp and hop the fuck otta there. Seriously, what are they teaching you kids now-a-days?
lol I learned my lesson. Just fucking say no. Oh, and I couldn't hop the fuck out of MY hotel room.
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Originally posted by bas
Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh
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Originally posted by bas
Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.
Nov-11-2009 17:58
Moral Hazard
Oppressing the 99%
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: with the 1%
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Originally posted by gehzumteufel
Oh, and I couldn't hop the fuck out of MY hotel room.
If that's what it takes then that's what you do.
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Originally posted by RickyM
you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down
Nov-11-2009 18:00
gehzumteufel
In your ass
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: so cal
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Originally posted by Moral Hazard
If that's what it takes then that's what you do.
hahaha too late. Remember, this was two fucking years ago. Things have changed a lot since then.
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Originally posted by bas
Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh
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Originally posted by bas
Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.
Nov-11-2009 18:01
woscar
Starstuff
Registered: Nov 2004
Location: Guatemala, Guatemala
Originally posted by bas
Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh
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Originally posted by bas
Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.
ugh I didn't. I fucking did my business and ended it. God that was the worst ever. I have never gone limp in the middle of sex in my life, until that time...almost. I had to fucking imagine some hot ass chick to get through it.
i think you're trying a bit too hard to prove us something here
Nov-11-2009 18:27
gehzumteufel
In your ass
Registered: Nov 2005
Location: so cal
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Originally posted by bananas
i think you're trying a bit too hard to prove us something here
Prove what? I didn't even originally want to talk about this, but with all this shit it has proven to be somewhat good. I can laugh at it now.
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Originally posted by bas
Dual exhaust tips on dual exhaust = QUAD EXHAUST = 300 gain in horsepower. Duh
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Originally posted by bas
Undies with a dickhole aren't good for guys. Your balls can get caught in them. That's why I prefer to go over the gate instead of through the fence.
Nov-11-2009 19:02
Slylee
love lockdown
Registered: May 2001
Location: Hollywood, FL
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Originally posted by bananas
i think you're trying a bit too hard to prove us something here
he doesn't have to prove anything. ben's a much thinner and more attractive person than frenchie is lol and he had a beer goggles moment with a fatty who turned out to be a wack job pathological liar, and now we're laughing about it.
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My soliloquy may be hard for some to swallow, but so is cod liver oil.
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Originally posted by notelfreak
man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone
Nov-11-2009 19:22
Moral Hazard
Oppressing the 99%
Registered: Mar 2005
Location: with the 1%
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Originally posted by Slylee
he doesn't have to prove anything. ben's a much thinner and more attractive person than frenchie is lol and he had a beer goggles moment with a fatty who turned out to be a wack job pathological liar, and now we're laughing about it.
Honestly... we've all been there.
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Originally posted by RickyM
you're just a shit version of Moral Hazard. At least he knows what he's talking about.
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
lol, i love it when moral feels the need to lay the smack down
