Take my advice, the next time you're near a comfortable restroom (your comfort is of the utmost importance) whilst mashed, just drop your shorts and let it ride.

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Originally posted by RJT Hooray for boredom and Advil PM! You knew that conversation would make it to TA eventually...

i think it already has... i vaguely remember telling the story about the first time i rolled, when my friend Jamie decided to tell us in great detail how it feels "sooooo good" to take a shit when you're rolling. it's probably in the Crackhead Alliance thread.

personally i don't enjoy having to use the restroom for any reason when i'm fucked up. it's a bother and a waste of time when i could be doing more fun things like dancing, chatting, or attempting to spin.

plus, bathrooms tweak me out sometimes when i'm messed up.

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yea the worst is when you're on your period and u roll or do coke. i'm so fucking anal about being clean down ther eto begin with, so i'd always like bring an extra pair of underwear and clothes (no joke) if i knew we were gonna be out in south beach and end up at a friend's for afterhours and possibly crash there. we'd leave the club and go to someone's condo with another 8ball and as soon as we'd walk in, i'd be like, "do u have a towel? i need to take a shower"

no joke though, but i felt SOOOO much better. i fucking hate feeling not fresh and all nasty at 6 in the morning and there's still more drugs to be done. gotta refresh!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by lücid i think it already has... i vaguely remember telling the story about the first time i rolled, when my friend Jamie decided to tell us in great detail how it feels "sooooo good" to take a shit when you're rolling. it's probably in the Crackhead Alliance thread. personally i don't enjoy having to use the restroom for any reason when i'm fucked up. it's a bother and a waste of time when i could be doing more fun things like dancing, chatting, or attempting to spin. plus, bathrooms tweak me out sometimes when i'm messed up.

ROFL


i personally just cant go. i would sit on the shitter for 20 mins and nothing would happen. so i try to refrain.

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Originally posted by Slylee yea the worst is when you're on your period and u roll or do coke. i'm so fucking anal about being clean down ther eto begin with, so i'd always like bring an extra pair of underwear and clothes (no joke) if i knew we were gonna be out in south beach and end up at a friend's for afterhours and possibly crash there. we'd leave the club and go to someone's condo with another 8ball and as soon as we'd walk in, i'd be like, "do u have a towel? i need to take a shower" no joke though, but i felt SOOOO much better. i fucking hate feeling not fresh and all nasty at 6 in the morning and there's still more drugs to be done. gotta refresh!

i love taking a shower the next day after clubbing all night. its so refreshing!

i remember one time i was rolling so hard and i went to pee and i leaned forward and was resting on my legs and finally my ex was like, "dude, are u still in there" and i was like, "i can't move, i'm rolling so hard"

and he came in and was like, "Jesus, get the fuck up ahahaha"

yea that was topic of jokes and convo for like a month after that.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by gehzumteufel i love taking a shower the next day after clubbing all night. its so refreshing!

no but i would do that like at our friend's house at only 5 or 6 in the morning when we still planned on doing more blow and hitting the beach or nikki beach club or something. everyone would stay in their nasty smokey club clothes and dirty underwear but not me!

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

So my little sister (exgf weird I know, shut up ) got kicked out of her house and has decided to live the nomad life for three weeks until she moves in with her friend. She's got $17 to make it to this Friday when she gets her last paycheck from her job (she got another one that she has training for tomorrow and she has to buy a work shirt for it, keep in mind she has almost no money, she's addicted to cigarettes, a pothead, and living out of her car) and she wants me to come to her car party tonight where she will most likely request a hand out.

Should I go?

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Originally posted by Slylee i remember one time i was rolling so hard and i went to pee and i leaned forward and was resting on my legs and finally my ex was like, "dude, are u still in there" and i was like, "i can't move, i'm rolling so hard" and he came in and was like, "Jesus, get the fuck up ahahaha" yea that was topic of jokes and convo for like a month after that.

haha i really wish i could actually feel a roll...well i probably can now. its been 2-2.5 months since i have done any drugs. and i wont be doing any till june 21st either.

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Originally posted by Slylee no but i would do that like at our friend's house at only 5 or 6 in the morning when we still planned on doing more blow and hitting the beach or nikki beach club or something. everyone would stay in their nasty smokey club clothes and dirty underwear but not me!

well its not too bad here when it comes to smokey nasty dirty...and i bring a change of clothes with me anyways now. so that if it is really bad (which is rare but i am always really worried about my smell! thats the thing im most self concious about when i go out!)

you people got some sickening stories.


Eventhough I see people do drugs in my industry, I will usaully leave. Or walk away I cant stand that shit...

So... I cruised a blunt with some friends, and they brought this idiot of a friend.

He had the WORST speech impediment, and pronounced his "R's" as "W's". A fucking 20 year that sounded like a child.

He had some problems, he kept spraying colon in my car and wouldn't stop, even when I punched him in the face. It was like dealing with a fucking child, and he kept laughing. I'm soo fucking pissed.

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Originally posted by Ted Promo So my little sister (exgf weird I know, shut up ) got kicked out of her house and has decided to live the nomad life for three weeks until she moves in with her friend. She's got $17 to make it to this Friday when she gets her last paycheck from her job (she got another one that she has training for tomorrow and she has to buy a work shirt for it, keep in mind she has almost no money, she's addicted to cigarettes, a pothead, and living out of her car) and she wants me to come to her car party tonight where she will most likely request a hand out. Should I go?

Handout for a handjob? sounds like a fair trade...

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Originally posted by M_Tektronik you people got some sickening stories. Eventhough I see people do drugs in my industry, I will usaully leave. Or walk away I cant stand that shit...

call me

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Marc Summers he kept spraying colon in my car

Heh, greatest mishap in typing ever?

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Originally posted by Clovis Handout for a handjob? sounds like a fair trade...

Nah, her hands are weird. And Arab.

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Originally posted by Ted Promo Nah, her hands are weird. And Arab.

Well is there anywhere you can stick it?

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Originally posted by Clovis Well is there anywhere you can stick it?

Wouldn't want to at this point. Lord knows how long it's been since she's showered now that she's homeless. Never had a homeless fetish.



........yet.

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Originally posted by Ted Promo Wouldn't want to at this point. Lord knows how long it's been since she's showered now that she's homeless. Never had a homeless fetish. ........yet.

Free shower? That sounds like something a homeless person would be down for.

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Originally posted by Clovis Free shower? That sounds like something a homeless person would be down for.

With her? God no, she'd probably try to like, rob me of my quill pens and semen on my diary about the moon. Bitch like me can't be having none o' dat shit.

I don't think I'm going. I never really cared for most of the people she hung out with outside of her friends Mallory and Marissa. Most of them are those scenester hipster emo/screamo kids that I just cannot deal with. Not to mention I have this nagging inkling she's going to guilt trip me into giving her money.

eff that, I'm poor.

Isn't illegal to live out of your car?

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Originally posted by Slylee call me

You didnt picked up, I just got your voicemail

ring, ring, ring, ring...


Hi you have reach ________. Im currently unavailable snorting an 8ball, trying to take a shit, and pee at the same time while wasted. Please leave your name & number, and I will call you once I am done hibernating, from how fucked up I got last night.


Bye

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Originally posted by Frenchie Isn't illegal to live out of your car?

Nope, not to my knowledge. Unless you're blocking something

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Originally posted by M_Tektronik You didnt picked up, I just got your voicemail ring, ring, ring, ring... Hi you have reach ________. Im currently unavailable snorting an 8ball, trying to take a shit, and pee at the same time while wasted. Please leave your name & number, and I will call you once I am done hibernating, from how fucked up I got last night. Bye

clearly you don't know me. i would never have that sort of voicemail message.

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Originally posted by notelfreak man i can't believe i tried to come off as responsible in that other thread, i am so full of shit just don't tell anyone

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Originally posted by Ted Promo Nope, not to my knowledge. Unless you're blocking something

Seriously? Hmmm. Well I didn't know that.

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Originally posted by Frenchie Seriously? Hmmm. Well I didn't know that.

Why would it be illegal? Is it illegal in Pretendland or whatever that country's name is up there?

It's not illegal in Canada, people just plain ol' freeze.

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Originally posted by Slylee clearly you don't know me. i would never have that sort of voicemail message.

Ok that was me being an idiot, actually an asshole.

No but seriously, with how much I see and with my age, im still wary of snorting a drug. I guess Im worried how how fucked up I will get, and that I cant control my actions.

Which is why liquor is my buddy, I could control that, other wise id be messe up, same thing if I rolled.

I guess I am a control freak,

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Originally posted by Clovis It's not illegal in Canada, people just plain ol' freeze.

Never heard of anyone freezing in Mordor.