He must have eaten lunch at Subway.

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Originally posted by Redeye And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire

yeah, well at least i never slept with lumbergh.

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dont look at the url and ghuees from which movie

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great film its gets a 7.7 on imdb

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Guess!

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Originally posted by arj1o1 link dont look at the url and ghuees from which movie

boondock saints! great movie. i love the part when willem dafoe figures out what went in the house with the pool table. and whenever he makes the rookie cop look like an ass. i know when you quote it shows the link, but i swear i knew the movie from listening!

boondock II is coming out this year

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Originally posted by arj1o1 the thread is alive again anyone remebers these: 'fack you, FACK YOU'

Dang thats obscure...give us hint...

Here's my next 1:

"A Hoe's gotta eat too!"

ps Hippieman: Swingers seems like its the story of my life...NHL93 and everything. Thanks for the pic

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Originally posted by daffodil boondock saints! great movie. i love the part when willem dafoe figures out what went in the house with the pool table. and whenever he makes the rookie cop look like an ass. i know when you quote it shows the link, but i swear i knew the movie from listening!

holy fux! daff0 posting here. **shocked!!!**

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Originally posted by arturob holy fux! daff0 posting here. **shocked!!!**

muahahha!!! i'm everywhere!!!

While watching lifetime, I noticed an ad for "Eharmony", an online hookup system. While joking around with Ian, I decided to set up an account thing to see who it would match me up with. The results... are quite humorous... Don't laugh too much slimnut!

Personality Profile (a brief version):

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You have a strong sense of humor. You usually know when to lighten a difficult situation, amuse and entertain people. You may act on impulse. If someone or something catches your eye, you may act without first checking things out You may be rather emotional; that is, one will generally know how you are feeling, whether good or bad, because you let others know your moods easily. You are a natural communicator. You love to talk, offer jokes and make sure that everyone is having a good time. This trait is especially evident at functions and outings. You tend to be fluent and verbal. You like to verbalize and to participate with many people One of your great strengths is your ability to communicate and talk readily. Since all strengths may be overused at times, you may sometimes talk too much. Use confrontation when disagreement exists. You tend to have a strong sense of what is "right."

Part of the Personal Profile that is way off:

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You have to be with people. This extends into the need to gain popularity, achieve social recognition and influence those people around you. The "bottom-line" is a strong people orientation. You usually participate in whatever social group you belong. You're not a "wallflower"--you like to meet people, generate group enthusiasm and provide an open environment for communicating. You show sympathy to the feelings and needs of others. Your natural empathy style may draw others to you. Understand a defiant nature, and know it is not malicious. Flatter ego. You are skilled at finding "win-win" solutions when conflicts arise You meet new people easily and are good at making them feel welcome. You tend to give others a sense of self-reliance and strength in a relationship.

What I want in a relationship

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Detailed information about major decisions with complete instructions. Time to adjust to change. Freedom from pressure to perform or to act quickly without precedent. Recognition for your concern for quality relationships. Others to work and play as hard as you do. More time in the day for both work and play. Many activities, so there is never a dull moment. Reassurance. Security and safety procedures around the house: fire safety, smoke detectors, electronic security systems, etc. Others to behave with the same sense of urgency. Things done "right" the first time.

Now, the ending. With all of my *fantastic qualities* and *good looks* , My end result was.....

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Unfortunately, we are not able to make our profiles work for you. Our matching system is not suitable for about 20% of potential users, so 1 in 5 people simply would not benefit from our service. We hope that you understand that we regret our inability to provide service for you at this time.

That's so wrong!

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