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Originally posted by Sunsnail granted, but you have a .5" penis. I wish I could ride a giraffe to school

granted, but from school a giraffe would ride you.

i wish my .5" penis would have the shape of a mushroom

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Originally posted by Jocker granted, but from school a giraffe would ride you. i wish my .5" penis would have the shape of a mushroom

granted, but like a mushroom, it releases billions of spores all the time. making a trail of dust wherever you walk


I wish I had a stuffed

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Originally posted by Sunsnail granted, but like a mushroom, it releases billions of spores all the time. making a trail of dust wherever you walk I wish I had a stuffed

Granted!? you now have that animal.. stuffed animal? turkey? mushroom.. what???


I wish I could just deplete my mundane school and work life and drive off to Amsterdam.

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Originally posted by Estella I wish I could just deplete my mundane school and work life and drive off to Amsterdam.

Granted.... but then you die in the car accident one exit before reaching Amsterdam

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I wish I could get some sex right this moment...

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink Granted.... but then you die in the car accident one exit before reaching Amsterdam

Perdona me, pero donde estan tus deseos ??

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Originally posted by Miss Bliss I wish I could get some sex right this moment...

Granted. However, now you have no fingers, as that was your only means.
i kid.


I wish I was an ice cube.

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Originally posted by Estella Granted. However, now you have no fingers, as that was your only means. i kid. I wish I was an ice cube.

granted... now lets move you to your new home. the oven!!!


i wish i had A's in all my classes

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Originally posted by Estella Granted. However, now you have no fingers, as that was your only means. i kid. I wish I was an ice cube.

Granted. And a fat bald hairy man with tits smears you all over his chest to cool down on a hot summer day...

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Originally posted by D-res granted... now lets move you to your new home. the oven!!! i wish i had A's in all my classes

Granted

but you had to fuck Old Mrs. Marshal and her cob webbed pussy to do it

I was I could get a girl in bed sometime this week!

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Originally posted by D-res granted... now lets move you to your new home. the oven!!! i wish i had A's in all my classes

granted, but you have now been expelled recently for devine intervention of your grades and any hope that you had of a career is now shattered.

i wish i had a huge, walk-in closet sized pussy mounted right where my closet is.