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Adamo
womp womp

Registered: Jul 2005
Location: Mississauga
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thought i'd share this...it looks like it was written by some high-school kid...but some points have truth to them...
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM 'SAUGA WHEN...
Your schools put more money and funding into sports teams than your
education.
You can find anyone 15 or younger on a Saturday night because
they are all at Club 108.
You consider 5 & 10 (Hurontario and Dundas) the ghetto.
You or your friend has been considered a hoe just for living
here.
St. Joes Secondary School is called St. Hoes for its prostitution and its high pregnancy rate.
You're so proud because Fito Blacko, Kobra Khan, and Kardinal
Offishall came from Mississauga. (Not Really)
The 24-hour convenience store just closed 20 minutes ago.
The first thing you plan on doing once you get out of school is
leaving Mississauga.
No matter where you are in Mississauga, you know how to get to
Square One.
When out of towners ask what you do in Mississauga for fun, you
respond by telling them that you go downtown.
On a Friday night, every Tim Hortons is packed with over 100 people
and their sick cars because everyone is too
afraid of going outside
of Mississauga in fear that their ride will be stolen.
No matter how nice you are to them, Scarborough people still hate
you.
Brampton people say you live in the Boonies.
Scarborough people say you live in the Boonies.
Pickering people say you live in the Boonies.
AJAX people say you live in the Boonies.
In your old highschool, there was a camera watching you every 15
feet.
If you're under 19,
have a criminal record, no future or if you're
just stupid as a fuck, the only highschool that will accept you is West Credit.
If there's beef, you will travel 2 miles down the road, past all
the
gas stations, over the bridge, behind the tree with 200 people
following you, just to settle it.
You have been kicked out of Square One by security for being the
following races: Black, Asian, brown, Hispanic and Arab.
The Mississauga News posts articles featuring the new stop sign on
Creditview and Eglington because Mississauga is too boring to come
up with a real story.
You take 3 right turns and you back where you started.
You drive down Mississauga Road and fantasize about living in a
house with a 5-car garage.
No matter how broke you are, Brampton and Scarborough people will
still comment on how rich you are.
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Jan-14-2006 01:18
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LKD
Omni-peasant

Registered: Aug 2001
Location: Its June 18th, 2005, I'm at the Skybar
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Jan-30-2006 16:27
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