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Originally posted by Mr. Pink Granted but you had to fuck Old Mrs. Marshal and her cob webbed pussy to do it I was I could get a girl in bed sometime this week!

granted. you got her in bed. but she is refusing to fuck you because you're not attractive enough. secondly she'll only cuddle out of pity. next morning you wake up from your drunken sleep and realize this girl who wouldnt even give you pity sex weighs in the area of 1400 lbs..


i wish waxing my stomach worked better

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Originally posted by idoru Granted, but it has Syphillis. I wish I had a third arm.

Granted. It takes the place where your penis was.

I wish for the ability to see through the clothes of hot babes

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ I wish for the ability to see through the clothes of hot babes

Granted, but you also see through them, and so never see any hot girls ever again and have to turn gay to find a partner.

I wish someone would tell me what to wish for.

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Originally posted by Dervish Granted, but you also see through them, and so never see any hot girls ever again and have to turn gay to find a partner. I wish someone would tell me what to wish for.

granted, you wish for me to see hot babes again & for yourself to be teh ghey!

I wish to be 34 feet tall.

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Originally posted by Dervish Granted, but you also see through them, and so never see any hot girls ever again and have to turn gay to find a partner. I wish someone would tell me what to wish for.

granted. now you know the whole new meaning of "go fuck yourself".

i wish i were the president.

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Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_ granted, you wish for me to see hot babes again & for yourself to be teh ghey! I wish to be 34 feet tall.

granted. but then you'd have to build a 6-foot shit container for yourself.

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Originally posted by Jocker granted. now you know the whole new meaning of "go fuck yourself". i wish i were the president.

granted, but now you're george bush.

i want some tacos

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Originally posted by Zenchowdah granted, but now you're george bush. i want some tacos

Granted, but they're from Taco Bell...

...and they're six days old. Good luck with the bathroom trip from THAT.

I wish I had a Lotus Elise. (A really nice European car... for those of you who don't know what a Lotus Elise is.)

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2. Klea - Tic Toc (Paul Van Dyk's Re-Edit)
3. Alibi - Eternity (Inner City Mix)
4. Cirque de Soleil - Pokinoi (Sasha Mix)
5. Chris & Kai vs. Levin - Gone to Heaven

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Originally posted by wwu.punisher I wish I had a Lotus Elise. (A really nice European car... for those of you who don't know what a Lotus Elise is.)

granted. but you can drive it only on greek roads (ditches every 10m!!! both ways)

i wish i had the energy to never sleep again

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Originally posted by vrahnos granted. but you can drive it only on greek roads (ditches every 10m!!! both ways) i wish i had the energy to never sleep again

Granted. but the energy source to keep you up forever relies on a spikey vibrator that is shoved up your ass and everytime you go someplace all you hear is a "Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"



I wish i had a midget slave to do all of my dirty work...

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Originally posted by Mr. Pink I wish i had a midget slave to do all of my dirty work...

granted, but you have to give him head for every dirty job.
i wish to find an alternative way to stay awake for ever