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This woman (who is a fatty) I don't like at work was getting "up and all" about "people who ask personal questions." Now, I don't really like her and I try and be as vile as possible to her with the intention that she exposes herself as a narc to the rest of the crew there. So I say that sometimes it's best that you just be honest and expect them to respectfully answer their own question as well, a way to humiliate them for intrusion.
So I say "for example, you ask me how much I weigh and I say 149 pounds. And I go, 'and how much do you weigh?'" She looked at me and I blinked my eyes, shaking my head in await for her response. She smiled(and didn't answer), and I thought maybe she understood what I was getting at. I was hoping she'd understand how I'd distorted my lesson by putting the spotlight on her, so I again said "and if someone asks me how many cheeseburgers I eat at McDonalds, I say one. Then i have to respond with the same question to that nosey person. So how many cheeseburgers do YOU eat for lunch?"
and then her smile started to fade.
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